quadra

The person who named them woofers and tweeters should have named more stuff.

well deserved 👏

🎲 You rolled 92 on the Ranged Weapons table! Who...who made this? And whose teeth are these?

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82. Mordant IMLAS Laser Rifle Range: Long | DMG: 2d10 | Shots: infinite | Wound: Bleed[+] | Cost: 15kcr 1 round recharge between shots. Two-handed. Powered by an onboard mini nuclear reactor.

🎲 You rolled 82 on the Ranged Weapons table! Mordant Corp's IMLAS was billed as the "next generation of small arms," never needing to be reloaded/charged, but its cost, complexity, and low RoF limited its adoption.

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27. Almost in bed, hung over (C-class ports)

🎲 You rolled 27 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! You...didn't...quite...make...it...

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90. Court of the Righteous Emperor Druma II S-Class Planetary Port Druma II is the young son of the colonist who led a popular revolt and took control of this planet. He rules from an imposing, brutalist concrete palace with his mother, the Empress-Regent Vera. Mother and son share a cruel temperment, but the mother is much more cunning. [She killed Druma I.]

🎲 You rolled 90 on the Ports of Call table! What young Druma says, goes.

🤫 Text in [brackets] is for the Warden's eyes only...

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looks amazing!!

19 Megastrip 250 Sandblaster Range: Close, DMG: 1d5, Shots: 6, Wound: Blunt, Cost: 350cr Loaded with sand or other fine-grit particles. Strips paint (and skin).

🎲 You rolled 19 on the Ranged Weapons table! "When I said let's blast these xenos, that's not really what I meant"

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06. VIP ticket to an exhibition death match on a nearby space station.

🎲 You rolled 06 on the Contraband table! Sunday, sunday, sundayyy

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57. Book: Death by Dragonfire Satirical fantasy novel about a knight sent by his mad king on a suicide mission, dutifully riding to his own demise. A popular bit of samizdat amongst teamsters and rank-and-file marines.

🎲 You rolled 57 on the Contraband Table! Heavily dog-eared from getting passed around the crew

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65. Dented Flask Full of spacer moonshine.

🎲 You rolled 65 on the Contraband Table! Oh god did you guys build a still in the engine room

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12/31: me drawing a small grove of mushrooms between flowing streams of tears

#dungeon23 12/31: The last day. One last little grove of mushrooms.

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12/30: tears stream off the mossy, scaly side of the sky-serpent

#dungeon23 12/30: Like tears in rain...but the tears are the rain

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07. "Persephone-VII Was An Inside Job"

🎲 You rolled 07 on the Non-Regulation Patches table! Reason for rejection: "Company policy is that Persephone-VII was not, in fact, an inside job"

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omg

73. Black Dog Standing in a reflecting pool

🎲 You rolled 73 on the Non-Regulation Patches table! Reason for rejection: "Too spooky"

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12/29: "Entrails portal in pool of blood (inactive)" drawing of a gory ring of entrails in a pool of blood

#dungeon23 12/29: Ewww

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09. Barker with nightclub flyers (X-Class Ports)

🎲 You rolled 09 on the Port Encounters table! "You're just gonna walk by the hottest club on Orion's arm?? Get in here!"

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12/28: drawing of a packed backpack with bedroll. Text: "Fireheart's adventurer's pack"

#dungeon23 12/28: Fireheart's pack. What riches lie within?

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#dungeon23 12/27: omg i never finished posting these. it's a big snake eye in the sky (it's one of this world's moons)

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92. Lou Fayose, Inventor 5kcr C:20 I:30 W:1 Constantly tinkering and grousing. Chews out anyone who gets in their way. Can take just about anything apart, repair it, modify it, jury-rig it, etc. [Rabid conspiracy theorist.]

🎲 You rolled 92 on the Available Contractors table! Lou is great at what he does, but god is he an asshole

✍️ Illustration by the great @evlynmoreau.bsky.social

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02. Naked in a fighting pit (X-Class Ports)

🎲 You rolled 02 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! I'd run this as an actual surprise combat

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66. Crowd of angry protestors (A-Class ports)

🎲 You rolled 66 on the Port Encounters table! Don't let yourself get kettled

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45. Admiral Korus Base B-Class Space Port A military base with cult-like devotion to its namesake, a colonial admiral who quashed numerous colony rebellions. He was later assassinated while touring a colony he'd "liberated" decades earlier. His likeness adorns numerous posters and busts all around the station. Speaking ill of the Admiral will get you executed.

🎲 You rolled 45 on the Ports of Call table! For the Admiral!

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94. Hacked: Celebrity sex tape

🎲 You rolled 94 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! Scandalous!

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45. Every region of the port is bounded by heavily-guarded checkpoints.

🎲 You rolled 45 on the Port Of Call Mutators table! Papers, please

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86. Vampiric Breakbeat (Illustration of a cyborg moshing herself apart)

🎲 You rolled 86 on the Music Genres table! Classics of the genre: "Bloodburn Break," "You're My Type (& I'm Gettin' Thirsty)," "Technosferatu" 🩸🩸🩸

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79. "This Side Up" Arrow pointing sideways

🎲 You rolled 79 on the Non-Regulation Patches table! Reason for rejection: "improperly affixed"

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37, Ivana Saïd, Prospector 600cr+25% commission C:25 I:30 W:1 Former geologist. Left her family to go into prospecting, seeking adventure and a huge payday. Has had some success finding exotic materials [until her claim got jumped by a local gang. Now she's out to get her money back, and for revenge.]

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05. d5 cat-calling sex workers (X-Class Ports)

🎲 You rolled 05 on the Port Encounters table! This may or may not be inspired by a real experience I had in Copenhagen

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