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Upper-left. High and tight. PNW until Tahoma tells me I need to leave.

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Bradley Whitford, sporting a wonderful white beard while playing James Blaine who was James A Garfield's Secretary of State in the series "Death by Lightening". A quote box on the screen says, "Another Try? He's the worst vice president in history."

Bradley Whitford, sporting a wonderful white beard while playing James Blaine who was James A Garfield's Secretary of State in the series "Death by Lightening". A quote box on the screen says, "Another Try? He's the worst vice president in history."

Bradley Whitford every 143 years...

11.11.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe and Eileen Bailey are pissed!

11.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Misses

30.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’”

23.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those angel babies are unreasonably cheerful about toilet paper.

13.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Jack Smith in the room with you now?

13.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The reverse Neuheisel!

11.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”±πŸ”±πŸ”±

11.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a drawing of a person pushing a large rock up a hill . Alt: a drawing of a person pushing a large rock up a hill .

Mariners rn...

11.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But how do you pronounce the second "primer" in the opening sentence?

10.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just throwing discarded foreskins at the wall to see if they stick.

09.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Heinrich Himmler's signature. Sharp peaks and valleys in the style.

Heinrich Himmler's signature. Sharp peaks and valleys in the style.

Donald Trump's signature. Sharp peaks and valleys in the style.

Donald Trump's signature. Sharp peaks and valleys in the style.

Huh...

09.10.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean... You have to think Pete and Re-Pete the two headed turtle is (are?) happy to have their home.

08.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monroe’s Reptile Zoo to stay open | HeraldNet.com Roadside zoo owner reverses decision to close after attendance surge.

Lots of terrible things happening. But the Highway 2 Reptile Zoo and Reptile Man have had a change of heart. It's staying open for another year because of community outreach after announced closure.

Hey... this is big news in Monroe!

08.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw them this summer. It was a fantastic show. You don't really know how much you will enjoy it.

03.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is some hope to seeing the serious looks and non-reaction of the flag officers in this room. But I can't help but be reminded that at least one uniformed guy listening to Squirt-Gun Pete's diatribe authorized a missile attack on non-combatant small craft(s) in the Caribbean.

30.09.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lisa, I think not blending is their entire identity.

30.09.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am curious (I really don't know):

1) Is "draw fire" a common colloquialism in military culture?
2) How do troops and officers feel about a shiny wet suit occupied by a dullard telling them to (metaphorically and literally) do it?

30.09.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing! 😍😍

29.09.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why in the world does that guy keep trying to escape!?

21.09.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But yours glow in the dark, so that's a win!

20.09.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"...tasting absolutely nothing." Gets me every time.

15.09.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there was a movie about exactly the opposite of that 25 years ago ...

15.09.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

+1

26.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're gonna make that onion volcano extra special for you!

17.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jon Voight, playing Coach Kilmer in Varsity Blues, raises his right hand to silence the pep rally. It looks like a Nazi salute.

Maybe intentionally done by the director and/or Voight to build the character as a dick, but it proves the point because Jon Voight is a dick.

Jon Voight, playing Coach Kilmer in Varsity Blues, raises his right hand to silence the pep rally. It looks like a Nazi salute. Maybe intentionally done by the director and/or Voight to build the character as a dick, but it proves the point because Jon Voight is a dick.

Watching Varsity Blues for the first time in years. My first reaction is Jon Voight did not have to crack his creativity bean to play Kilmer.

13.08.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A lone ranger patrols 900 miles of trails in WA's 'Disneyland.' It's getting disgusting The lack of a ranger presence has prompted a call for an emergency restriction that limits access to the Enchantments β€” before problems cause irreparable harm.

Fuck this fucking administration. Fucking hell.

www.seattletimes.com/life/outdoor...

12.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeff's kimchi is going to kill at the farmers market. Just 5 more years!

07.08.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NYT Connections (purple):

Moon
Goon
Loon
Maroon

03.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it Sarah.

31.07.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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