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Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

10.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't be a panican

10.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

stiletto heel american flag t shirt while wearing plastic confederate flag flip flops.

10.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it would make him normal....

09.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you're gonna make fun of this song you should go with the lyric "upchuck the boogie"

09.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's one thing to reference Mike Tyson, it's another thing to do when you, like RFK Jr, have been credibly accused of sexual assault and seemingly admitted it to the press

09.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon twitter really does rot the mind (with the unfortunately necessary disclaimer that I always thought yglesias was bad)

09.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I should've provided the added context of the prior post in the thread

09.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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today matt yglesias said dems need to talk more about the problem of white genocide before realizing he fell right wing outrage bait

09.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

group dms are the bigger offender but we should be against anything that hampers the individual spontaneity of this kind of posting.

09.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no drafts folders. a post should be whatever popped into your head at that moment no matter how stupid.

09.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

a few conservatives are gently trying to tell their allies not to lose their minds over bad bunny but it is uh not working

09.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you'd never catch johnny showing newspaper typos to the audience and calling it comedy

09.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

real comedy.

09.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

danny trejo looks great

09.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

keep seeing this ad for this streaming channel that airs 24/7 johnny carson clips and every time i laugh at the carnac the magnificent line "yoplait. what do you call foreplay involving a yo-yo?"

09.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the best libertarian is still like "trump's demented behavior and contempt for the limits of executive power are as bad as a proposed increase to the top marginal tax rate"

09.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

up with people were woke!

09.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah looked deeper and they paid probably around 40 percent over value, which is bad but not as crazy as i thought

09.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can't really do right wing nostalgia for the Super Bowl half time show because the pre-90s low budget shows were dominated by the overtly multicultural song and dance troupe Up with People and an HBCU marching band

09.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not my main issue here but how does a warehouse in rural tremont pa cost 120 million

09.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

all right

09.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i believe she is very stupid. but is she doing a bit here? how could this be? you wouldn't need to be smart to get this. you'd just need to see posts.

09.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sort of remarkable that biblical literalism/apocalyptic christianity is so totally dominated by the right that there is basically no popular movement claiming that trump is the antichrist, despite fitting the prophecy better than anyone in history aside from maybe hitler

09.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

they've got a crack team of offensologists searching for evidence of wokeness

09.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

most.of the right wing complaints are just "I shouldn't have to press 1 for English!!" MAGA dad slop.

09.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think this take is accurate but the show definitely felt more political than it was simply because the right obsesses over the perceived wokeness of an event before it even happens. if you look at what conservatives are mad about, they're barely talking about the actual political messages.

09.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

this makes me physically ill

09.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hold on... no sex?

09.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

the contradictions between business and social conservatism are finally coming to a head but instead of resolving anything it just involves online republicans repeatedly pretending not to understand why a brand might want to appeal to diverse young tastemakers

09.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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