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tracy refuses to commit to any of the rules about what comedians can’t say at the festival so they send jenna instead, who is immediately removed from the stage because the first words of her act are ‘my vagina is’

g-d imagine calling the Man in Black uncool

the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting

Dialogue choice in Mario Galaxy with two options: "that's right" and "yes"

Much like Kentucky Route Zero, your dialogue choices in Mario Galaxy 2 don't affect the path of the story but they change your understanding of the character

i just think if you fire a jewish employee on yom kippur you deserve some sort of hex

don keykong, i come to you with a humble request

make a lot of friends do drugs fuck a lot tell beautiful women you're in love with that you love them

guys I know every one of you wants to act out this specific tweet to the letter but one of the non-negotiable things about being a catholic is that the pope is the real pope

i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this

Happy Erev Shutdown to all who observe

Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!

Late Afternoon Light ~ Cyril Cox, 1958

2 panel black and white comic panel 1: wide angle shot of a girl standing with a large obstacle course in front of her full of moving cube and star shaped platforms in a space-like setting panel 2: close up of the same girl, resembling a nintendo gamecube, saying "fuck my commute"

pcube

Votes are earned and if these people won’t even stop Republicans from putting me into a meat grinder then they ARE Republicans

Trans women, just wear it. You can wear anything cis women can. They don’t worry about their pork and beans flopping around and neither should you

gotta be my favorite type of man

a picture of anthony bourdain with the edited caption "once you meet women you'll never stop wanting to hold their hands with your bare hands" - anthony bourdain

Shanah Tovah, everyone <3

today is super bowl for the apple and honey emojis

if the democratic party were led by van hollen instead of chuck schumer or hakeem jeffries right now democratic party approval rating would fly through the roof

Artwork by @pigsbliss on twitter its a very unusual art piece of FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully from the tv show the X files xfiles it features both agents standing at someone's doorway she is holding her fbi badge and he has his hands in his pockets their eyes are unusually placed its amazing art

A Mitzvah to Eat Care Packages A gift to A Mitzvah to Eat has always provided lifesaving peer support and resources. But now when you give, you can also send a care package to individuals and communities who you want to support thi...

If you know, love, and/or are someone who shouldn't be fasting on Yom Kippur for any reason at all -- and mental health needs are health needs -- then Jewish law says that it's a *requirement* to care for yourself.

This site has tons of great resources, and you can now order care packages, too:

Seinfeld meme Kramer, what's going on in there? STALKER We're now standing at the threshold. This is the most important moment - in your life. You must know that your most cherished desire will come true here. Your sincerest wish, the desire that has made you suffer most.

I forgot I made this I crack myself up lol

a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason

ezra klein recorded his podcast with ben shapiro *before* charlie kirk was killed which somehow makes it worse because he wasn’t just trying to cynically capitalize on a moment but genuinely wanted to chit chat with a horrible person.

A cat with its ears down looking at the camera, the top text says “damn it’s Selichot already?” The bottom text says “what’s next? Rosh Hashanah? Fuck everything”

These synagogue reminder emails are getting a little rude don’t you think?