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Jesse Raub

@jesseraub.bsky.social

writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places. I also have a newsletter: https://linktr.ee/jesseraub

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This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.

27.01.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 518    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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i hear his going with the neuticlesโ„ข๏ธ natural

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27.01.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i heard that earlier today greg bovino stepped on a rake. the part with the teeth. it flipped up and hit him in the nuts so hard one of his nuts travelled up his esophagus and then he barfed up his nut. heโ€™s headed back to california to have a neuticleโ„ข๏ธ installed before retiring like an old loser

27.01.2026 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œclose advisorโ€

27.01.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thinking about her again

26.01.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh thank god i was worried i'd been replying to a fucking baby

26.01.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know because i was 18 when i pinned an upside down american flag to my shirt every day of my senior year

26.01.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my man out here telling everyone heโ€™s exactly 35 years old

26.01.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how does it line up with his 2023 apology in hebrew that he made right before he did the hitler song and sold swastika shirts

26.01.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also i hate that they all said this bucks team canโ€™t win 45 games and then were proven right by dumb circumstance and bad coaching, not the roster like they claimed it would be

26.01.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every writer wants giannis out of milwaukee so they can keep not learning facts about milwaukee

26.01.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But most of all, I regret that my actions have led to negative consequences for me

11.12.2024 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 901    ๐Ÿ” 160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Thereโ€™s No War on Protein But the U.S. government isn't big on reality.

This week, I wrote about how when the world makes me feel like Iโ€™m losing my mind, I consider the meat: www.aliciakennedy.news/p/there-s-no...

26.01.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it is! but itโ€™s nowhere near minnesota levels

26.01.2026 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i leaned it by not being able to shut the fuck up about minnesota basically every second iโ€™m not in minnesota

26.01.2026 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

leaving minnesota i quickly realized that the only two places that have state pride that people from those places canโ€™t stop talking about being from those places are minnesota and texas.

26.01.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s about the more or less meat. less mayo

26.01.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ferrari excellent. nobody has ever captured the terror and thrill of speed in a car like that before

26.01.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Ripโ€ฆ Den of Thievesโ€ฆ really satisfying stuff lately

26.01.2026 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cooper kuppโ€ฆ. cooper flaggโ€ฆ whatโ€™s next cooper fluppโ€ฆ.

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any time!

25.01.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/jess...

25.01.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve always been, according to my mom, a very good eater

25.01.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Spaghetti with Cauliflower Sauce | That Sounds So Good
YouTube video by Carla Lalli Music Spaghetti with Cauliflower Sauce | That Sounds So Good

built around this and inspired by a dish at bar la grassa. i used bigger cauliflower so it wouldnโ€™t break down as much. went for a harder fry/sear and added some extras

youtu.be/4lPX3W8kp-g?...

25.01.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

day two i heated it in the toaster over until it browned and then melted mozzarella over it

25.01.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s a good recipe

25.01.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh yeah toasted breadcrumbs too

25.01.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the above described dish in a light green bowl on a wood table

the above described dish in a light green bowl on a wood table

anyway i made this caramelized cauliflower rigatoni last night . anchovy, shallot, garlic, lemon zest, parm, parsley

25.01.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

yeah was gonna come here to say this imho just grow hair ๐Ÿ™„

25.01.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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