Todd Ogrin

Kind of a letdown but I guess we'll have to make due with the Chauney Billups Files.

Just gotta clear up some unsightly tombstones and "Trump International Golf Club, Arlington" is good to go.

And then they kissed.

The internet is TUBES.

Fall is what you get if you crossed the Old Testament with stackoverflow. Definitely not his most accessible, but I don't think it could be accessible and be what it is. I think about that book all the time.

Did you know: Cowdoy is played by world-renowned character actor Broben Kelly.

I'm not a murderer, I'm just firing this Glock towards the playground.

Cardinal Dolan to be named a saint for being a stopped clock that is miraculously always wrong.

Psst only 8 of the top 50 most populated American cities are run by Republicans. So they're kinda at war against cities.

I am convinced Scott Bessent is Will Ferrell doing a bit.

Recommend? My dude, people are driving around with bumper stickers apologizing for buying a car from you...

The Neophyte Journalist casts: Bullshit Tornado!

"These kids are just overburdened with inflamation..." said the single reddest person in human history.

Charlie Kirk is such a guy with very normal ideas.

Lived in LA, DC, Baltimore for decades. Number of body bags witnessed: literally zero

If you paint the border wall with the image of a tunnel with sun and blue sky visible at the end, immigrants will smash into it like Wile E. Coyote but true American citizens will go right through like Road Runner.

He's doing The Weave.

Armory and escape pods, this way -->

RFJ Jr. went hog wild in the character creator.

erase holodeck history

I called him "Sandon Branderson" ONE TIME and now I can't say his name correctly forever.

Check out how he escapes into his special CEO trap door.

Nothing sexier and more manly than whining, Charlie. Keep it up.

Ooh here's mine: start running, get up to top speed, skid on my knees for 5 meters, then go directly to the hospital for surgery and 6 months of physical therapy.

I'm sure everyone remembers when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor and immediately said "Not at war!" really loudly and then America was like "Haha yeah all good, man, no worries."

At this point, we really should call it a "regularly scheduled disassembly." #SpaceX

None compare to the ... Chop Chop.

"...but we collected a ton of valuable data" isn't only for describing successful #SpaceX explosions.

Yes officer, I got drunk and crashed my car into a McDonald's PlayPlace, but I collected a lot of valuable data.

Line drive hits the pitcher in the groin? Wow, he collected a lot of valuable data.

This looks like the recruiting line for the Rebellion.

I will wager my entire life savings on a double-or-nothing bet that this nitwit checks his investments three times before he's done with his first coffee.