Graham

it goes further: Yu Suzuki had a oh-shit-the-boss-is-here button installed on his devkits that'd corrupt the screen and make the game look visibly "unfinished", in order to keep his boss from trying to force the game out the door ASAP shmuplations.com/afterburner/

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.

A street sign in Upton, England reading "Play Area and Cholera Burial Ground"

Never change, England

darbotron ltd is at develop next week in businessing mode!

Come talk to me if you would like:
* a Unity game porting from PC to console
* advice on porting games from PC to console more generally
* the console ports of your PC game made in Unity to be substantially de-risked

Poster of Kiki's Delivery Service but Kiki has been replaced with Bouba from the Kiki/Bouba linguistics study. The text reads "Bouba's Delivery Service."

strange promotional apparatus for Irn Bru, set up on a city street. It looks a bit like a squat guillotine

I didn't think the first public guillotinings would be organised by Irn Bru but I'll take it

Anyone thinking of porting their Unity Steam game to consoles...

darbotron's porting middleware can make it substantially cheaper & faster to do it yourself rather than going to an outsource porting company (or your publisher doing it & adding it to your recoup...)

www.darbotron.com/platformlayer

you're gonna wanna see this

Can't believe they named it Wanderstop and not Burnout Paradise

this is actually how my cursed Online brain read the post

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

If your phone supports it, you can use Circle to Search to select text

blog.google/products/sea...

It's Frakes o'clock, time for the blues. (Riker Mount position accurate twice a day at 4:32) #StarTrek

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

An illumination of a woman in a dress at a forge with a hammer, with a baby on the anvil. In the background is a fire and on the floor are various unfinished babies

Getting ready for the New Year

[“Nature Forging a Baby,” British Library, Harley 4425 (Roman de la Rose), fol. 140, Bruges, c. 1490-c. 1500.] #earlymodern #newyears #allegoryfail

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in the turbolift once again, and it's very dark. I think the power probably went out, but we cannot be sure! That's context, baby, and we don't play around with that kind of thing here. Anyways, Picard is pictured and it seems like he's sitting in the dark. Closed caption reads, "Then, I shall appoint you my executive officer in charge of radishes."

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

When you’re asked to take your dirty plate to the kitchen.

🤦🙃

btw if you've never read Roger Ebert's review of The Mummy it's so good it changed me as a person

Android notification from McDonald's app. Text reads: Say hello to a reindeer! 🦌🎄 It's time to get Reindeer Ready. Enjoy a digital visit from a reindeer. T&Cs apply.

getting this notification and wondering if I've had a stroke for all the sense it makes

The NOW Christmas album has been most of my week lol

Ey up lad

Mari Lwyd is patiently waiting for her turn

You should stay up and read more internet. You’re just getting to the good part

blue man group

Hello blues guy app