James Archer

Suda51 reposted this on the bird website, which was very sporting of him, considering it contains a joke about kicking his testicles so hard they cease to exist

@jank.cool would never

Had an article idea that would require hours of manual labour and provide zero journalistic value. Can't wait to go in Monday and pitch it

How to pitch an article to Rock Paper Shotgun Want to write for Rock Paper Shotgun? We can make that happen. Here's tips to pitch to us and an idea of what articles we're looking for right now.

Commiserations to everyone affected in Future's latest cuts. RPS is considering feature pitches at the moment, including for hardware/tech www.rockpapershotgun.com/how-to-pitch...

Manchester United agree deal to create 'The Crown'-style TV series

Presumably this'll be a good watch until the last season, where they start showing Jadon Sancho being two-footed by the ghost of Roy Keane www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...

Sorry Ash. We're taking feature pitches at RPS: www.rockpapershotgun.com/how-to-pitch...

s'where you titanium ball

Wrote 'bout weird event

FIFA Peace Prize laureate at it again, I see

How bed work

Abandon video games, embrace being QUICKLY OVERTAKEN

BY THE ANGRY SPIRIT OF

RONALD AND NANCY REAGAN

consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.

Wonder if I can find a surgeon on Fiverr who'll cut out the part of my brain that cares about football

Had this yesterday, trying to do some Blops 7 benchmarking. Eventually gave up and installed through our Steam press account instead

Sorry you have to go to America tho

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Amazing game, gratz Scottish friends www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

YouTubers are stealing my photos. I've finally made it!

One of the quieter things I like about the new Steam Controller is that if you mentally erase the trackpads, it looks a bit like the original, sadly abandoned banana design for the PS3 controller:

Did a thing. Well technically I did three things

Invite: All Hands Meeting

This is much better than my response, which amounts to "Mate we have like two and a half writers"

Owwies

Re. RPS freelance, I now have a budget for irregular (maybe 6-12 pieces a year) 2000-3000 wordish, more granular and specific reporting and investigative criticism that broaches a new topic or addresses a gap in knowledge regarding something familiar.

Dayana Sengleeva I’m taking part in a Wellness Walk, raising money for Diabetes UK. Please help me reach my fundraising goal.

I'm doing a 10 mile charity walk this month with the missus. Help us tell diabetes to fuck off! fundraise.diabetes.org.uk/fundraisers/...

I would prefer to forget that games exist

Dying Light is sorted as well. Thanks again to everyone who got in touch (or signal boosted)

Faaaaaanks Chris.

Sorted for Borderlands and Silent Hill, thanks all!