Tony Bean

Fine. I’m a gamer. I once owned an X-box. I once owned a Super Nintendo. I once owned an Atari. I was gifted PONG… Dammit, I’m a gamer!

He’d only hack it back up into a big, orange, repulsive hairball… but he’d CERTAINLY give it a shot!

Proud Bruin! 💙 🐻 💛 Absolutely BADASS!! 👍

The Valiant Four: Forever On The Right Side Of History.

Heaven is the Rebel Base on Hoth?

Is that Luke shoved into the gutted belly of a tauntaun, over by the golden buffet?

For me, the inevitable day of his death will be an annual drinking holiday, like St. Patrick’s or Cinco de Mayo.
Sláinte! Salud! 🍻

Such a blow to our national identity. Boy, did we blow it, as a country. Two bites at the proper apple, and we couldn’t simply overcome our ugliest, deep-seated impulses and irrational resentments. Shame!

Yes, he absolutely is.
Full Diaper Donny is GRUMPY!!

He doesn’t think ANY of this is normal. None of it…

Saw this magnificent production in 2018, at the Hollywood Bowl. It will be an event I will *never* forget. Bravo.

Mormonism. What a silly religion.

Inevitably, its reign dies with my mother.

A morning message from one of the suspects of being the writer of today's script
"What a great time to be alive if you love the theater of the absurd"

Glad I’m at your party, fella. Better music. Better company.

Nice, comparatively.

Enjoying this quality product since 2010.