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Don Todd

@dontodd.bsky.social

Legendary writer-showrunner (FLORIDA MAN, This Is Us, Samantha Who, etc). Dad, husband, bourbon drinker, usually all at once.

255 Followers  |  183 Following  |  168 Posts  |  Joined: 29.09.2023  |  1.858

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I wonder how long the homeless in DC with go without food and water from the time they are abducted by the military to the time they get their first rations at Alligator Alcatraz.

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He’s seizing DC as his personal fiefdom. An emperor’s walled city

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He’s not leaving. In case we need it spelled out any clearer.

10.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like β€œoh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

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Um, excuse me, he also shot a 69 and won another club championship with a golf swing like a drinking bird toy.

10.08.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In fairness, they also continue to support their pastors and priests.

09.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4634    πŸ” 1087    πŸ’¬ 359    πŸ“Œ 87

The FBI director whose prior career was β€œpodcast guest with an enemies list” thinks other people are engaged in β€œpolitical weaponization”

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#ICE Agents Tear Down Cameras And Break Doors And Windows At Restaurant in Burbank

Only criminals would need to do this. They know they're breaking the law, and they're destroying anything that can give evidence.

#Nuremburg style trials can't come fast enough.

08.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8559    πŸ” 3809    πŸ’¬ 563    πŸ“Œ 280

RFK Jr. saw 20 million lives saved by mRNA vaccines and thought, 'let's try the opposite!'

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Maybe he'll say the shooter didn't do it, like he did about the man who killed his father.

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This could be the official GOP campaign poster at this point. They know he lies. He knows they know. And they still clap for the lies like it’s the gospel truth.

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Military force against Americans, in our nation’s capital, starts Monday. They’ll start with the homeless and mentally ill, but it won’t end there. This is a test…

09.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3056    πŸ” 1466    πŸ’¬ 495    πŸ“Œ 228

The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.

Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.

09.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 28229    πŸ” 9508    πŸ’¬ 907    πŸ“Œ 422

california’s population is larger than at least a dozen red states *combined* so if we’re playing the β€œwe deserve more representation” game give us our 500 senators

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A video arguing that women shouldn’t be able to vote was just shared by Trump’s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military.

And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.

09.08.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22280    πŸ” 6180    πŸ’¬ 918    πŸ“Œ 360

In this Ohio sports bar, Sean still means Casey, not Duffy. But they do know this: If anyone can successfully build a nuclear reactor on the moon, it's a former reality TV star who's afraid to ride the New York subway.

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Nudity on Oklahoma superintendent's office TV was just a mishap, state House speaker suggests A preliminary investigation into Ryan Walters suggests a technical glitch led to an inappropriate movie auto-playing during a closed-door board meeting, but tensions remain high.

Ryan Walters's TV had pre-installed porn. Yours? 🀣

Sure, Jan.

Check his browser history.

"Oklahoma House Speaker Kyle Hilbert on Tues described the turn of events as a β€œbizarre accident involving a newly installed television defaulting to a pre-programmed channel.”
🧾 19thnews.org/2025/08/okla...

08.08.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 719    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 35

Agree with the point, although Dean Cain did not get screwed by the studios. He was lucky to have ever worked at all, and as one who had to sit in a meeting with him I can promise you that he was always an arrogant asshole.

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Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

08.08.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5277    πŸ” 729    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 110
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Hmm, what do β€˜central camps’ and β€˜final plan’ remind you of?
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08.08.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9326    πŸ” 3257    πŸ’¬ 741    πŸ“Œ 253
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Pro-life NFL legend Tim Tebow shares a video holding his baby girl while workingβ€” humanizing fatherhood.
Get married. Have kids.

Anna Lulis & @annamlulis Follow Pro-life NFL legend Tim Tebow shares a video holding his baby girl while workingβ€” humanizing fatherhood. Get married. Have kids.

Wow, holding a baby while looking at his computer. How does he do it all?

08.08.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5897    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 651    πŸ“Œ 323

Wow. They’re really going to ethnically cleanse the United States

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Interesting ay?

08.08.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12878    πŸ” 4722    πŸ’¬ 409    πŸ“Œ 235

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

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Perez: The governor's coordinating the Texas department of public safety with the FBI, the presidentβ€”this is really the type of coordination that could have been used when Texans needed it during the recent floods.

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Things that will happen when he's gone:

* we're going to learn about shit he did that's so heinous, it makes the stuff we know about look tame

* his many minions will claim to have "always opposed" him and demand sympathy for their suffering at his hands

* dancing in the streets, worldwide

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