Andy Bobrow

Greg Abbott sends the elite Meal Team 6 from the Texas National Guard into Illinois.

Was it the distance?

"You've got a meeting with Simon the Architect about infrastructure."

"Well, tell him to do a bunch more infrastructure. Wait, less! That should keep him busy..."

—Krapopolis S03 E02

A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

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For a second I thought this was that AI actress.

Wink 182 #coverbands

This is the same energy as Ben Shapiro saying there was an "implicit promise" when Obama got elected that we were "post racial." These guys are really upset that Black people aren't done talking about race. They thought the election of Obama would rid them of this pestering forever.

Safe to say the thumbs up emoji is the greatest advancement in human efficiency of all time.

That "Wood" song might be the strongest evidence we've seen of Taylor Swift being gay.

Oh no, these things happen in threes! Someone check on Max Headroom!

I know which brain I’m fuckin

This is so silly. The person prompting her has to have the skill set of an entertainer. If so, that person is the asset. If not, this is just a composite photo of a bland pretty person.

Oh no this is one of those cutesie names where the dad was Brian and the mom was Lynn, right?

Stop equivocating! Own your power! Believe in yourself, Donald!

I said excuse me now can we drop this?

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it puts the lotion on the skin and now can't open the vitamin

Astronomer Employees Weren't Having Affair at Coldplay Concert: Report Kristin Cabot and Andy Byron faced backlash after a Coldplay concert, but new reports reveal there was no affair despite the viral attention

Yeah that hand is on a boob.

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WAS THIS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG?

He’s got us out here defending a pharmaceutical company.

And the award for Most 1989 Headline goes to

Wait, Business Insider has writers?

Dear god the mummies are on the move!

I could, but I’m not sure what information the network wants public. I mean, it’s unlikely they would care, but I shouldn’t be speaking publicly for Fox and I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes. Sorry!

GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

I can’t imagine a more conspicuous way to meet in secret than to walk into an empty stadium and sit one row apart looking forward.

Is there a supercut of scenes where someone is eating an apple?

Is it me??

Oh right, the sprinklers we all have in our houses.