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Bout to show up to my career counseling session with my sticker saying "I don't want a career. I want snacks" on my laptop.

I would've thought Fetterman would want the govt to stay closed. He hates working after all.

Love seeing a video that's like "wtf was wrong with the fashion of the 2010s" and all of it is basically normal clothes. Maybe stuff we don't wear anymore, but nothing hella crazy.

Confession time: I don't get the obsession with the Edmund Fitzgerald. Maybe it's because I haven't listened to the song? Or maybe I'm just missing something.

Guys, I've finally found my super power. I am really good at telling which items are cake and which aren't in those "which is cake" videos.

Getting my brakes fixed, and I'm stuck sitting here staring at the Michelin tire mascot. After being laid off by Michelin six months ago. And being unable to find a job since then. If the brakes take too long, I might just destroy all the Bibendum shit here.

He can't be around sick people. He could give them the worms.

MAJOR PENNSYLVANIA ALERT 🚨

DEMOCRATS RETAIN ALL OUR SUPREME COURT JUSTICES!!

I feel like more people should be kicked in the shins.

I did not sleep at all last night because of my legs. And the leg issue persists into the day. I'm. Exhausted, but I can't even nap. The second I lay down the restless leg starts immediately.

I might have to listen to my Rock Against Bush compilations today in honor of hell getting another soul today.

Cheney dieing on election day means something. I don't know what yet though.

Just saw a Tiktok of three people swimming nearish the point in Pittsburgh. They had their comments turned off. I assume they don't have time to deal with comments while they're in the hospital with 18 different diseases.

If my parking ticket is only $10, why is the "service fee" to pay online six fucking dollars. What the actual fuck.

I know it's over thinking things, but in Hocus Pocus how do they define virginity? What would happen if you lit the candle while you were having sex for the first time? Or what happens if you, for some reason, can't remember if you've had sex or not?

Someone should send me money.

Oh my God I want five guys so badly but I don't have any money until Monday. The suffering is real.

I think my cat is trying to bully me into taking a shower.

Hey, get a nice pedicure, maybe you can get it up to 4 stars.

I've found the only time the childhood snacks live up to how I remember them is when I devour like 20 while I'm high.

I think we can all agree that one of the best things about fall is all the zoos giving their animals pumpkins to play with.

Oh thank god, I thought the world was truly ending when she wasn't a terrible person for a bit.

Thought I had run out of pasta. Turns out I had just put the extras away. There are pluses to having a shitty memory and adhd.

What Is Colonial Williamsburg For? Telling the full story of the town’s past is an easy way to make a lot of people mad.

Thirty-one years ago, there was a slave auction reenacted at Colonial Williamsburg.

Some thought it powerful, many thought it insulting.

This summer, I traveled to Williamsburg myself to see how the country’s largest living history museum today tells the story of Black life at America’s founding.

Current fun association in my brain: Moonlit Burgers (local restaurant) = Moonlight All Night Diner (Welcome to Nightvale). At some point, I will call it the wrong thing.

Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead Thank you for submitting your grant application for a homelessness shelter expansion. We received many competitive proposals, including yours. With...

"While your proposal to increase the bed availability in your shelter from 80 to 140 by purchasing accessory dwelling units was a surprisingly resourceful plan, the budget and governance committees have identified pickleball as the issue that voters care about most."

I fucked up my back a few days ago, and I'm still not back to full range of motion. I was just struggling to dry my lower legs after a shower, and my cat walked up close to me, made eye contact, and started licking her back leg. I'm pretty sure she was mocking me.

Apparently all I had to do to get myself to do the dishes is fuck up my back.

I fucked up my back yesterday, and apparently the best position for it is flat on my back. This is the worst position ever, and I'm so fucking bored.

I have never seen Dawson's Creek, but everything else I see with James Van Der Beek is wonderful. I love him.