Waffles

I want to write a book series with a superlative title: “Hunting for Goblins” followed by “On the Trail for More Goblins: The Gobliner” and finished with “Aw Lawd, that’s finally too many Goblins!”

Petrichor is the best smell

Social Etiquette Tip: if you say, “Let me rap for a second…” you are obligated to rap.

With members at top levels of government getting “owned” on basic knowledge about their job, maybe its a sex thing? Its not kink shaming if their kink is being shamed publicly.

If Post-Nut was an image

I just realized Melania Trump and I have the same birthday. Geez

Alright middle aged dads. Strap on your jorts and new balance. Time to utilize all the WW2 knowledge you have accumulated to stop the rise of fascism. Or just click your tongs so they will work and act surprised.

Been thinking about the meaning of life a lot lately. My current take is that the meaning of life to make an impact in the lives of others (human, animal, plant). Ideally we hope for a positive impact. But we are only human. Or animal.

The Incredible Hulk vs Super Saiyan Brolly. Who would win?

My doggo crossed the rainbow bridge a few weeks ago. Still processing it. It’ll take a long time. But took myself out for Mexican tonight and wouldn’t you know it, ASPCA commercial. #UglyCry

Call me crazy but the stock market is being driven by the whim of a capricious president. That’s a chaotic strategy at best, only creates uncertainty in the business world. Are there tariffs? Are they paused? How much are the tariffs?

I have falafel dough left from yesterday and contemplated making a pancake out of it for breakfast

How are Falafel Waffles not a thing yet?! They are so fun to say. Don’t steal my million dollar idea everyone.

I will never understand antivax thinking. It’s either: My Choice is more important than my kids life. Or i would rather they die of an easily treatable disease than be autistic (claim which has been debunked like Cold Fusion).

“Man, I need to eat healthy” -Me after a trip to the supermarket where I said “indulge yourself, you earned it. Get those potato chips and donuts”