Constance Ann

We’re focused on getting new attendees a reading slot, because if you’re new to bizarro, if you’re new to the con, if you’ve NEVER read or performed for a room before, I can’t think of a better and more welcoming crowd that absolutely craves your success than that of the 18th annual Bizarro Con!

GIRL. All you gotta do is register! It’s that easy!

Register to attend, get yer ducks all lined up and when the survey goes out to all registered folks, you can boldly proclaim, “YES! I want to ______” and we’ll do our best to fit everyone in!

So! You want to come to BizarroCon BUT! You want to be more involved than just an attendee. You want to READ. You want to PERFORM! You want to be on a PANEL and share your wisdom and perspective! You want to compete in the ULTIMATE BIZARRO SHOWDOWN!

How do you make that happen?!

No coffin please. Just wet, wet mud.

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Since when does “blocked” mean that their messages can go to “message requests”?

BLOCKED. As in NO. As in “ACCESS DENIED”
As in “this person is not safe and I do not want them to be able to contact me”

And yet

Generational wealth?

More like “generational welp”

As in “welp, you better figure that shit out.”

He seemed fine with it bc he laughed at me? Pretty sure I read that right. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Apparently when someone stops you to tell you your dog is cute, the correct response is not shouting “I KNOW, THANK YOU 😍!”

The Reign of Blood Rain 🤘🏼

Now that I’m up to 3 in two days I’m starting wonder if I’m some kind of blood portal

Bled through two pairs of underwear today, AMA

March MADNESS (but the crazy kind with bloody letters)

dunking on someone for a mental break and addiction issues is not the flex you think it is and makes you look like an ass

Data is programmed with like 170 sexual techniques. So, show us what ya got, R2

I did! This was actually a second viewing, since I saw it in the theater too. I love this character for him. Petition to continue Josh Harnett’s Villain Era, please.

It is!

Pause face

My little family, our home, our quiet little life, is everything to me these days.

10/10 recommend getting your shit together

I woke up today, with cramps and a headache, but not hungover. Not vomiting until I wished I was dead.
I woke up and snuggled my dog on the couch, made myself a little coffee treat, and looked out at the snow melting into tired treaded slush, grateful for being able to get here.

Today marks ten years without alcohol. (Not a drop, except a sip of a beer that a bartender handed me that was very much not the kombucha I ordered. Shit happens.)

good morning to the choir of coyotes behind my apartment whose howling swelled to a terrifying cacophony of ambulance sirens that i assume was in protest to the weather, and good morning to them only.

SOS my boyfriend keeps calling my dog Talmadge and saying he’s going to send him to prep school 😭

My rate is about to go up to $18, too. Definitely thinking abt how
1.) it used to be like $6
2.) whether or not I ought to keep it

Judging by the sad heavy expression of my Lyft drivers face, and the last three songs he has played, I think someone got cheated on.

Very casually reading the autobiography of Sonny Barger and it
1. Just makes me miss my dad
2. Makes me think about how my dad was a way better writer and that if dude could get like 5 books pubbed my dad definitely should have written his story

i only ever heard of the band bc i read once in an interview where Courtney Love said that when she set out to record Celebrity Skin she wanted to make a "Raspberries style pop album" and i never actually checked them out until....now.