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This, but, make that a dirty martini with bleu cheese stuffed olives.

03.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holup. They out here literally beating up the pussy?

03.12.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now, you get made fun of for not eating ass on the first date.

03.12.2025 00:11 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A real eater would say "PEE IN MY MOUTH"

02.12.2025 23:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Yes.

02.12.2025 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

GOODT LORDT!!!

02.12.2025 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my...

02.12.2025 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

30.11.2025 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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30.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guys who make just below 150k, but their girl makes more than 150k:

30.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂😂

30.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reading "early adult years" and realizing I'm in my *middle adult years* just gave me a silver hair.

30.11.2025 04:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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30.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to get around to watching the new season!

30.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn. What's next? We can't greet our people with a hug & a kiss on the cheek?

30.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If only there was a place online where we can watch all of the BEST TOP SERIES.

30.11.2025 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We are long overdue for a Jazzy Phizzle producshizzle!

30.11.2025 04:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂😂

27.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No. I dont't want any woman I'm not romantically interested in pretending to be my friend.

26.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

This is why Instacart needs to add the female only option like that rideshare app did recently.

26.11.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, that's him. We're gonna end up seeing A LOT more former reality tv stars running for office in the near future.

26.11.2025 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pam Bondi is Italian American deport her right now

25.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

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It all starts with Dress Funky Not Junky. Then, it becomes Dress To Impress. Eventually, it ends up being DON'T DRESS LIKE THE BLACKS.
*puts on a blazer & punches the air*

25.11.2025 17:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, this was the first thing I thought when that Real World reject said that to the press. I was like whats next NO URBAN ATTIRE OR HATS?!?!

25.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

They created racist dress codes to keep us out the club and we took business casual to a whole new level & made it look GOODT. We used to be a proper country.

25.11.2025 16:53 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Every year the pale folks are shocked that we serve Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving dinner. It really boggles my mind how stark the cultural differences are. #Blacksky

25.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

💀

25.11.2025 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Black women everywhere:

24.11.2025 18:06 — 👍 114 🔁 44 💬 2 📌 0

I have a Samsung 32" from 2003 in my bedroom and a 65" Sony SXRD from 2006 in my family room. Both work just as good as the day i bought them.

24.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think this should get more media attention, but it won't. People are just going to find out the hard way.

www.newsweek.com/full-list-de...

21.11.2025 17:01 — 👍 273 🔁 217 💬 14 📌 76

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