nate

I love mess. If we’re gonna do a season like this, which whatever not my favorite but we won the league last season, fuck it let’s go full mess

TWO GAMES IN A ROW UNBEATEN WERE BACK BABY HONK HONK

Beach Ball :: Van Dijk’s Ass

Self-inflicted stupidity followed by hilarious bad luck: The 2025-26 Liverpool Story

Sold soul to devil for last season, bill’s come due

Why is Gakpo so deep why is the midfield so deep where is Dom going why is Gomez so high up the pitch

Liverpools setup and positioning is just bad, constantly look like they’re playing a man down because someone’s perpetually in a weird spot

Liverpool played better in two of the last three games where they gave up three goals lol

Alisson trying harder to get Paqueta out of that situation than any of Paqueta’s teammates ahahaha

1-7 in two games at Anfield against Forest and PSV ahahahahahahahahahaha

Cancel the season

Bad team

Liverpool are actively throwing games this is the new betting scandal it’s the only explanation I have anymore

Cody Gakpo has blackmail pictures of Slot in Ibiza that he doesn’t want getting out. Or it’s a game against Gakpo’s old team. One or the other

I actually think players striking their teammates when they’re mad at how they’re playing would help Liverpool at the moment

You should be able to punch yr own teammate without getting a red card imo

Grace period for winning the league (remember when Liverpool won the league????) getting harder and harder this is a directionless confused sulking bad football team

Not tracking runners, shitting out of tackles, just bad team feeling bad about themselves

They disallowed the wrong goal so we’ll call it even

We’ve obv seen worse sides over the many years but it is just not fun watching this football team

Kathy Hochul is living proof that, when shit starts to get real, even the most mid politician can learn to throw elbows if they care to

Enjoyed a whole lot of the videos, but Trump meeting Mamdani is a harbinger, for better and worse. Be charismatic. Be oppositional. There is an overwhelmingly populist coalition available in American politics. Sadly, the vast majority of the Democratic Party has no idea how to do that.

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker

Key line on what Robertson has just said there about Jota is about him being "in a bad way" earlier today in his hotel room.

How often have they been in a bad way and just tried to crack on? We don't know and never will.

They've been poor at football at times but don't criticise their character.

Every time that one pops up on my timeline it’s weird af

What’d my little brother do to you

I’m not gonna lie I’m also just happy Andrew Cuomo ate a huge pile of shit

today’s keys to victory

Republican Party: how can we be meaner to people we don’t like
Democratic Party: just be authentic and maybe not an asshole?

Oh wow the non-septuagenarian non-McKinsey-built Democrat won going away by being an actual human being who cares about other human beings? And didn’t consultant focus group test his beliefs? Where’s the fainting couch I got the vapors how did this ever happen

too fucking funny