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that was fun

Oh we did one preseason game and this is the narrative now?

Don’t sign Isak. Fun ass player when he’s available but you just shot at Palindrome Hugo. Maybe get a center back you have three and two of them are injury prone and the other is 34

That’s a fancy TENS unit that ain’t the same

Gotta be a way to monetize electric shocks. Zapped myself with a 240v trying to fix my idiot commercial dishwasher, had one drink to try to calm down, and now I feel like I could fight all the gods this ain’t right

Hugo Ekitike is set to be the 5th player with a palindrome surname to play for Liverpool, after Andrew Hannah, David Hannah, Ozan Kabak, and Sheyi Ojo. #LFC

Why is hop along’s Tibetan pop stars the perfect pop rock song and why have I listened to it so much in the last month

Able was I ere I saw Elba

I would like Liverpool to sign a center back but also I am insanely excited to have a palindrome player at the club

No pure oils and go so much lighter than you think

@stelliferant.bsky.social happy birthday birthday twin

Happy fucking birthday to me

Why are you buying Tel, Kudus, and Gibbs-White for that money when *frantically gestures at the midfield*

Conflicted because I enjoy laughing at Tottenham and their transfer business this summer is fucking hilarious but also two of my favorite people in this world are Tottenham supporters and bless their hearts it’s so hard to tell them I think this is bad for them but also ahahahhaha

Yeah but which direction

Also I realize this list very much dates me

Only one album per band allowed. I’d probs have a different list tomorrow I love the music I love

Los Campesinos: Sick Scenes
Aesop Rock: Skelethon
Arctic Monkeys: Whatever People Say
Thermals: Body Blood Machine
Decembrists: The King Is Dead
Sage Francis: A Healthy Distrust
Chumped: Teenage Retirement
Chvrches: Bones of What You Believe In
Titus Andronicus: The Monitor
PUP: The Dream is Over

In the year of our lord 2025 I am seeing posts about Something Awful on the Bluesky what in the fuck are we doing

Did not expect that to get me the way that got me

Hug yr people. I cannot emphasize this enough. Hug yr people and tell them how much they mean to you bc life is fucking short

Tough day. Diogo. Bad politics. Life on a tourist island on July 4 weekend. But small fucking potatoes compared to most living closer to these trying times. Today’s thoughts are with Rute, the kids, and the Silva family, and hoping for a better one tomorrow.

I don’t have words. Diogo 💔

How do you do politics when the people you are arguing with are actually insane? this is a genuine question. how? how do these “two” “sides” meet?

Mario spinning in his grave about Andrew and ain’t because he lost an election

If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.

Why is hop along’s Tibetan pop stars the perfect pop rock song and why have I listened to it so much in the last month

4-2-4 we saw against City gonna be the base formation I reckon.