Salty in the South

Things have gone terribly wrong and I have no one to blame but yourself

You smell like fried chicken, wanna make out?

I love that happiness is so elusive, but you can find disappointment absolutely anywhere.

either this edible just kicked in or this teams meeting just got krunk

I want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is

Texas megachurch founder pleads guilty to child sex abuse charges Authorities say the founder of a Texas megachurch has pleaded guilty to lewd and indecent acts with a child after he was accused of sexually abusing a young girl in the 1980s in Oklahoma while he was a traveling minister.

The founder of a Texas megachurch who resigned last year after a woman in Oklahoma accused the pastor of sexually abusing her in the 1980s pleaded guilty to five counts of lewd and indecent acts with a child, authorities said.

On a more serious note, Collins thinks the Riyadh lineup reflects something dire about both American politics and the bifurcated woke-versus-anti-woke comedy scene. Collins says there’s “a lot of money” behind enticing anti-woke comics to shill for the political project on the right. “I also like money, but I think getting hundreds of thousands of dollars to tell jokes for 10 minutes about ‘airline food is bad’ is actually illustrative of a much larger thing: The stuff that’s getting greenlit is not necessarily popular with the populace. It’s popular with rich people who are sick of being yelled at in the media. They are using some of these people as vehicles for whatever the comedy equivalent of greenwashing is.”

A quick note about money and comedy and power.

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Good morning to Nashville SC, your Open Cup champions 🏆

The first major trophy in club history. Savor these scenes 💛

Building in downtown Nashville listed at over $3,000 per square foot. Meanwhile kids in child protective services are sleeping on office floors.

Tennessee is a nightmare

🚨Chief of Police, Bob Day for the Portland PD addresses falsehoods that has been spread about the current situation in Portland. - A must watch. No drama, just facts. 1/2

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Weak, broken, insecure men who get power and use it to cosplay.

That's what we have.

We’re at peak greed when the president brags about 24k gold décor for the White House while cutting commissaries, healthcare, and social nets. A palace of glitter for him, an empty pantry and hospital bill for you.

There's no high like a falutin high.

Your regular reminder that residents of Puerto Rico are American citizens. This shouldn't be a difficult concept to grasp and yet...

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she breaks a beer bottle over your head

Some dads have snacks, some dads are snacks. And other dads are snacc’s and have snax. Send.

things have gotten so bad that even the Care Bears have run out of fucks to give

The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.

why say “agree to disagree” when what you actually mean is “hey why don’t you just shut the fuck up, moron”

That was an amazing game!

Putting my glasses on so I can see how far to fuck off.

Listen, everyone is going to put their heads down on their desks and close their eyes, and whoever broke this timeline can fix it, no questions asked.

Starbucks is a shitty company with even shittier coffee

Republicans can’t win on their policies, so they are trying to dodge accountability by rewriting the rules. These lawmakers are going out of their way to silence the will of the people and deliberately undermine our democracy.

babe, I know you want some but just chill for a minute the AARP magazine came today I want to check in on the latest

Wake up, America, or I fear we may not have elections in 2028.