Alex Lynne

Not a single millennial watched this show. I was a young GenXer and I watched it but millennials would have to have been babies. And we only watched it for Niles, Daphne, and the dad. Obviously.

This should be like an iOS update where we can opt out. No I do not want to install the latest version of the United States. 😒

Yeah. And I DON’T take it back. Literally NO backsies.

More like your face

The Bills are so genuinely fun to watch again. I love this team and these players. Let’s Go Buffalo!!!! 🦬 ❤️💙

Just to reiterate, I was FRESH out of college last time the Bills were this good and now I’m like, does my gym have a silver sneakers program? JK I don’t go to the gym.

An entire city’s butthole unclenched

I guess if I took over someone’s law practice and hired their daughter I wouldn’t make a point of telling her “your dad practiced law the wrong way.”

Nothing more embarrassing than someone asking to look through photos of something you did on the weekend and right in the middle you have to explain the random “oh that’s a video of my left eyelid twitching for 90 seconds and it was a record so I memorized it, guess you had to be there”

I just slipped in the shower, and my life flashed before my eyes, but it was just a montage of other times I almost fell.

This is so incredibly predictable.

That damn Rossford OH -> Buffalo trip lol. I don’t know what it is!

Plot twist: I’m the middle aged Subaru owner banging hella dudes in it. WHAT THEN???

Sending love to you both ❤️

Ooo thanks!

Yeah I’m just going to keep posting nonsense about it until it starts seeming funny. Otherwise it continues to depress me too much.

This is another thing I will add to my list of shit to worry about

I see this in my own Italian family and will remain eternally grateful that they chose the non-hateful path.

“dinosaur extinction level event” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I used to look at things through the lens of “before I had kids and after” - or “before my mom died and after.” Now it’s “before my boss screamed directly into my grillpiece like a fucking madman and after.” This is how I shall proceed for the foreseeable future.

Same people who taunt you with this think a reality show clown who bankrupts every business he touches is fit to be president.

Me too!

Wow! Gorgeous.

We are clearly the same individual

See I stick to VERY specific topics and I only encounter people like us there. Otherwise yeah…

These are the important battles Nancy Mace and I care about

So cute! Mine screams, claws at the door and knocks shit over until you do his bidding.