Shitposting on LinkedIn is the only way to fix that site

Whatever cocktail they put trump on tonight, I would like to have some too. Do you know how much shit I would get done

Al seckel: Update — Epstein Emails Email from Al seckel in jeevacation@gmail.com: Jeff, It turns out that there is another Jeffrey Epstein, who is a high end executive for Oracle. L

Hey remember the McGuffin in the Dark Knight rises that all the rich people wanted because it would let them control their reputations jmail.world/thread/EFTA0... turns out it’s mostly SEO tricks

Nearly turned off Love is Blind mid first episode. Whoever Steven’s bros are: come get your buddy and explain why he’s a creep to him. How he treated Emma was beyond gross. Thank you sir for reminding me of every weirdo asking about “local talent” at the bar.

Chic fil a bathroom code on 46th street 5th ave in manhattan is 193645

look i know hitler's controversial with some people (sorry liberals!) but you really gotta admire the way he ate poison in a bunker as his dream of reshaping the world in his image crumbled around him

Gonna be honest: I’ve never liked discord 🫣

Alright I was a dick there. They’ve been making it about maga since he came down the escalator. Sorry about that.

“A year or more” you certainly do not know Green Day

We are watching old Law & Order. I forgot how fun these who dunnits are and refreshingly, the violence is not nearly as celebrated as SVU. However Fred Thompson’s Arthur Branch might be one of the most outwardly cruel characters portrayed as “the good guy” ive seen in a long time

I think the only responsible use of generative ai imagery is making images of Peter Thiel as the goatse guy

“Accountability can’t wait”, so why are you waiting until tomorrow? Seems like this is an all nighter situation

@neo4j.com putting your metrics APIs behind the enterprise license is a particularly nasty sales pattern. Happy to use another graph solution if anyone has one

Is there a more hostile company to its clients than Microsoft?

It’s not a great sign the new CEO of Disney was at the helm of the “close muppet vision” decision

There’s whole networks of financial officers, HR, security, and managers who are helping implement Jeff’s layoffs at @washingtonpost.com, how about we name and shame them for carrying out these orders. Acquiescing is as culpable as issuing the orders to destroy this institution

She volunteered for the role. I hope this breaks all of them. They can stop it whenever they like

Maybe the secret cabal of pedophiles was the friends trump made along the way ❤️

Supply side Jesus is convenience Jesus. This man has never had a tough conversation with a religious figure that made him think he was dumb as rocks and it shows

Is there a kalshi or draft kings bet for whether or not a tesla employee calls Elon a pedo to his face tomorrow? Is that a thing? Because it seems like it’s definitely going to happen

It’s wild the Melania movie will eventually play in those little movie alcoves in museums with words on the wall like “what were they thinking”

I say this as a man with a belly: why is every ICE dude fat?

ICE has been credibly spotted in the Heights section of Jersey City,NJ #nj #jc #jerseycity

In the dreaded “this needs to run everywhere else” stage of development and not the fun “let me slap together a couple of notebook cells and see what lands” stage of development. The land of YAML and 8 billion commit messages stands before me

Can Alan Cumming DM my tables Curse of Strahd run? #thetraitors

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Hubris? No, never, not me!

Abolishing ICE is the minimal thing you can do at this point. Abolishing DHS is what you should do if you want to be remembered as figures who tried to bring a country to sanity.

They have failed America as much as Trump has sabotaged civility and order. It’s not even feasible to ask them to step down, which would reduce an already depressing minority in both houses of congress.