Nick Howard

Album of the year 💙

I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now

I hear the other side plenty. I don’t need any app to provide it, I live in fucking America dude

FEMA Chief Confused By Wind ‘How Come I Feel Something But Don’t See It?’ Asks Department Head

FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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I did buy a hat off of the clickhole website that says worlds only dad. I usually only wear it to like kids birthday parties and stuff. It’s a good hat.

I’ve seen posts you wouldn’t believe.

The extent to which the whole tariff bit comes down to Trump being dead certain that the rest of the world is Ripping Us Off but being too stupid/impatient to learn or understand what that would actually mean...as an increasingly innumerate man it is honestly inspiring. I feel seen. I feel valid.

Today's New Noise: Hag – New Noise Magazine Let's talk about Hag, a hardcore punk band from Shreveport, Louisiana. They recently put out their debut full-length album 'Rise.'

Let's talk about Hag, a hardcore punk band from Shreveport, Louisiana. They recently put out their debut full-length album 'Rise.'

PILOTS BASEBALL CAMPUS FEDERAL® Dillas FINAL LSUS 42 v 4 Texas College

In Shreveport happenings, the Pilots of LSUS won their baseball game 42-4 today.

Suck it Landry

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism  WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]

“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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This storms already a level 2 on the Fujisaki scale

You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

please let this end in the funniest way possible

Jackson Mahomes Instagram post with “the big man”

👍

Few things I hate more than sitting in a room with someone while they loudly scroll through tik tok

I can’t wait to reminisce in a few years about when it was only 80 in February

Mavericks needed David Stern to step in and tell them they’re silly

Imagine trading away a 25 year old MVP candidate a year after making the finals and not even listening to competing offers. Just getting a 31 year old injury prone player and a single first round pick in return. Clown move.

Once I’ve actually gone through and figured out who all want to follow here I swear I’ll start using this a bunch