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Chris Ripley

@chrisripley.bsky.social

Joyce’s husband, Al and Tom’s dad, Marketing Guy, Assistant Professor in the Business Department at the College of Southern Maryland.

412 Followers  |  269 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.5203

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When I was a kid I had an old globe. It looked the same as this map.

10.07.2025 00:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The official restaurant of Rhode Island. Dunks…

20.05.2025 23:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got Solar City panels in 2014. I haven’t told our children I send money for the next nine years.

18.05.2025 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t need any more information to tell me he’s a terrible person.

17.05.2025 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idaho.

17.05.2025 23:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m hopeful the radio frequency neurotomy of my lumbar facets on Wednesday relieves my back pain.

17.05.2025 23:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably using ChatGPT.

07.05.2025 23:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

His family used to live on Alcatraz. They moved to Idaho for the low taxes.

07.05.2025 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is his current plan. Play dumb. It's easy for him but he prefers to lie.

07.05.2025 20:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoever the Democratic nominee for President in 2028 needs to have a clear plan to clean up this mess fast.

07.05.2025 20:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think I did this yesterday in the basement. I need to get the garden in tomorrow.

28.04.2025 01:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get money out of politics.

23.04.2025 14:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hope it's this Friday. I would be sad if this was meant for last week.

22.04.2025 00:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pennsylvania state senator asks 6th-grade girl ‘wildly inappropriate’ pornography question at civics competition The girl, identified as Mary A., was defending her essay topic of book banning to a panel of judges at the National Civics Bee Penn State Schuylkill.

Pa. GOP lawmaker apologizes for questioning a 12-year-old about pornography at civics event. nypost.com/2025/04/18/u...

22.04.2025 00:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shannon Bream? She using to work at NBC4 in DC.

20.04.2025 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Butterfly hanging out in the lilac bush.

20.04.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was born in 58. I teach FT at our local community college. I have my summer off. I don't think I'll start collecting anytime soon. Who knows what is going to happen. If they get rid of the cap they could give it more time. Donors won't tolerate that. I always like “ass hat”. My son uses it.

23.03.2025 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never give to committees. Only individual candidates.

15.03.2025 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why be surprised? Our whole country is run by the 18th century.

15.03.2025 22:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Where is this? 🤣🤣🤣 #cdnpoli

15.03.2025 17:39 — 👍 74    🔁 18    💬 5    📌 1
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After a seven month stay at the suburban puppy palace, Dodger is off to his beach house with his mom. He’s almost 10 but his ears have only recently started to stand up. Photos think he’s a basenji but I can testify with his bark he’s not.

15.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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FYI:

15.03.2025 00:21 — 👍 1090    🔁 657    💬 25    📌 34
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In Justice Department speech, Trump plays the victim again President Donald Trump rehashed a litany of personal grievances at a speech Friday to the Department of Justice, claiming that he had been persecuted, abused and attacked by his perceived political opponents.
15.03.2025 16:22 — 👍 19    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

White Lightning.

19.01.2025 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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