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Yourself, but as a cartoon

Used to work in Clarks in a big shopping centre, and people would try it surprisingly often, especially things like "I'll buy two pairs of x if you give me 20% off" and then being annoyed that I couldn't just make up special offers for a multinational company on the spot

✨ A few years back I stood outside Wells Cathedral for a full day and photographed the impact of the light on the front facade. I was amazed at the outcome - at how a single entity could morph and change under the changing light. 🌅 #thread

it’s the circle of life

Why can I hear this pumpkin's laugh through the picture?

Celebrity Traitors

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.

Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn

There's a job I'm genuinely excited about applying for, but it wants a cover letter, and I haven't written one of those in about 10 years 😬

That water could be more productively used rinsing their hair in the toilets like it would have been in the old days!

Also, how am I 6 years older than Joe Marler??

Going in on Celebrity Traitors having never watched it before. I'm surprised tbh that I know who half the people are!

I've never watched it and been convinced to start with this celebrity season. Watching last night's now...

Saw this without sound, and the same music was already playing in my head as I watched 😅

He is an enormous red flag tbf

Blaming this for feeling sleepy all the time

I'm currently enjoying a quarter-zip jumper

a ghost appears in a dark hallway between columns ALT: a ghost appears in a dark hallway between columns

Looks like this guy to me

If you see this, post a concert pic you took

Friday morning flight...

I think, every so often, about how the student protesters in South Korea figured out there was a finite supply of tear gas, and then staged retreating marches that caused police to burn off most of it, before the big "bring your auntie and kids" marches that ultimately toppled the dictatorship.

*were

A sports team I play with practice there Wednesday evenings, so were there last night (I couldn't make it yesterday). They heard the shots, and people rushing around to help, the ambulance arriving, but we're too far away to see anything happen

Some friends were in the park when it happened. They got asked to give statements by the police, although they didn't really see anything. Crazy!

He looks like he's turning into a Radiohead album cover

if you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

Just a reminder: they were never actually against cancel culture. They were against the cancellation of people they agree with or like. They’ve always been enthusiastically in favor cancelling people they don’t like. If you took them at their word you’re a useful idiot.

If people can't support Palestine Action, why can Farage support the Taliban?

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