David Cameron tweet that says: Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband:

Mad we might get to see both scenarios here. It’s like getting killed in a video game and then returning to a checkpoint

I was trying to explain this to O with the figure skating, we’ll be there thinking it’s incredible and the commentators go “well they’ll be disappointed with that” with what?!

I was thinking “gosh that’s a bit dangerous at her age” as if she was about to break a hip

“Crying”

Yes! But also I am quite stressed about the younger ones because these are DANGEROUS SPORTS

We think mum has been trying to find the Olympics on iPlayer.

Imagine doing a backflip while you’re ice skating and everyone going “well we all have off days”. If I did a back flip you’d never hear the end of it.

Terrific help in the BBC good food comments

You can’t be letting seventeen year olds go down hills that fast

Came here to shout stoats at you and you’re ahead of me

Omg it’s not is it

Basil is cleaning Dora ❤️

I think my demonstration was flawless thank you

I guess it’s back to doing the bmx at the regular Olympics

I suspect I don’t even have a core to strengthen

Or luge? That’s just lying down

I’ve just seen the Chinese lady get yeeted across the ice and maybe it’s harder than it looks

“Team GB having some trouble letting go of the wall”

I could totally figure skate

OMG YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF ARSES

I’ve never managed to get into Poirot on tv, it should be right up my street really. We’ve been binging Magpie / Moonflower murders

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I was just wondering why there seem to be so many tv ads for funeral plans these days and then realised it might be something to do with what I watch

It’s a conspiracy of Sarah’s

STOP HOGGING THEM ALL

Chippy tea here too *clinks chips*

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I can’t believe we’ve been robbed of more Catherine O’Hara.

How is it NOT PAYDAY

'Cleopatra's Needle' (from 'London Town', 1883) by Ellen Elizabeth Houghton

They did what in the turret

Tiny little Claudia jumping up and down ❤️