Eddie Spencer-Small

Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does

Girls team for you Glenn (Levi) Coco! You go Glenn (Levi) Coco! #theapprentice

Well done on the BBC continuity for giving away the cliffhanger of Nigel surviving. Really made the start of #Eastenders more suspenseful.

The new series of #TheApprentice is taking on a dark turn with Claudia saying in the trailer that some will live and some will die.

Time for the annual defrosting of Ruby Turner. #HOOTENANNY

John Hamm gets into the music in a nightclub, closing his eyes and perhaps reminiscing about younger days.

When the boogie-woogie beat drops at midnight. #Hogmanay 🥳 #Hootenanny

Ironically, hootenanny is my safe word. #HOOTENANNY

"Nothing beats that just booked feeling" What the hell do Jet2 think they're doing changing their advert like that?

If she thinks the Gillette theme song is an original by Tom Grennan, she's too young for you bro

Why is it only fantastic if your neighbour is Swiss Duo? Would you feel the same if they were from Sudan?

Duolingo giving off racist undertones here.

I cried five times.

It's definitely the beginning of the end for #CallTheMidwife as they've started doing the "we don't know what to do anymore so we'll send them all on holiday" storyline.

@dankackroyd.bsky.social I'm assuming you've bought front row tickets for this

It's the most terrible time of the year: the return of the On The Beach family.

This priest is spitting some bars fr #MidnightMass

My prediction is that Mini Mo is behind this. #Eastenders

It deserves your full attention so that's understandable. It's easily their best album since Demon. Beautiful, but profoundly sad. It's very affecting.

@whiterhinotea.bsky.social need your thoughts on the new Gazpacho album, because I have so many feels that I don't know how to put into words

IT'S JAMES LANCE #beyondparadise

Tomorrow starts three days of national mourning for Claudia and Tess. #Strictly #SCD

Right now I imagine Thomas Skinner is angrily writing out his Letter of Claim in orange crayon whilst drinking a beaker of warm milk. #strictly #scd

Carlos is having too much of an existential crisis to be able to lift the Glitterball trophy. #Strictly #SCD

Haven't we suffered enough?

A Christmas number one from Olly Murs featuring the Ordinary Boys might be enough to end my existence.

Cheese technologist is exactly the job I want to have when I grow up. #InsideMandS

The #WorldCupDraw ending in a rendition of YMCA but the village people tribute act on stage forgetting to sing is the perfect metaphor for Trump's America

There is a special place in hell for people on #Lingo who answer the puzzle word when they've got no chance of making it through to the lingo final. Feel good about taking money away from the winning pair do ya?

Thinking about the Aldi Christmas wedding advert where three baby chickens are joyfully playing music next to the corpse of a massive roast turkey. The Aldi universe is indeed a disturbing universe.

Officially locked into #GameofWool, despite the unnerving and disturbing inclusion of crochet. #notknitting