Nathan

Watch this space

I am diligently working on a new jump for figure skating……..

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

You have to wait the full 3 hours 17 minutes to hear it

Take me to the party where they’re throwing on the Miley Cyrus song from Avatar, that’s where I want to be

Movie theaters should cater their showtimes to me because it would honestly make my life a bit easier

People have been quiet about this for far too long

Yknow I think it’s probably fine to celebrate Christmas before Thanksgiving. Let em.

Doctors hate this one easy trick to immortality

How was it?

I was also made a saint but you don’t hear me bragging

Pauline, she’s in Super Mario Odyssey

Who put Baby Mario to work??

a man is riding a bike in front of a truck with the hood open and asking where his hug is . ALT: a man is riding a bike in front of a truck with the hood open and asking where his hug is .

Me to trees:

OH, BOY- - -
THIS MUST BE
MY LUCKY DAY

CRUNCH

@andee902.bsky.social what do you think

We used to be a country

Remember when we would just do this in Animal Crossing

SPINNING SLUGGO SATURDAY

Thank you to Australia for 20 ml extra in your canned sodas

In an alternate universe I make crossword puzzles for this version of me so I know all the answers perfectly

Almost gave in to the Star Wars wheat thins

I would like to be reincarnated as a poison dart frog living in a bromeliad in the rainforest

Samuel Clemens is a dumb name, he was smart to drop it

You know it’s gonna be a good day when they playing the Elton John version of Circle of Life while you refill your yeti with fountain Diet Coke

Why would anyone pardon a jelly roll?

I’d rather not

The thought never crossed my mind. Think my mind is just built different 🤷‍♂️😄

Keep to your own dictionaries