Jeff Noise

Name this shitty band.

I haven’t *really* watched a baseball game on television in ages, but Game 2 of the Cubs & Brewers postseason is a deeply beautiful distraction and it’s giving me feelings.

He always does. 🙄

The bitchiest kid in the 5th grade gets elected class president and keeps on bitching.

America should be sent to its room with every episode of Somebody Somewhere and then reflect on what’s important and what’s not.

2025

Music video is SO MUCH MORE than the VMAs once a year.

That said, Sabrina Carpenter’s “Tears” is the juiciest disco jam. I enjoyed her VMA performance and I’d bet Diana Ross did too.

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If America was a *laughingstock* from 2020 through 2024, what the fuck are we right now exactly? Is *hatingstock* a thing?

America, 2025

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THE SADDEST TROMBONE

"This is a Democrat hoax that never ends," said the rapist president to his 77 million supporters who have no ability to recognize patterns.

Will it hurt less if I smile as I’m poking you in the eye?

Reminder - The Newsom memes are funny, sure, but he’s thrown transfolk and homeless people under the bus. He’s no hero.

If you think I’m wagging my finger at you, I’m not. I’m poking you in the eye. With a smile. So you’ll be fine, yeah?

Devo was and is right about everything. That Netflix doc proves it.

It’s true that there are way too many horrors happening all at once, but there are also good things happening within your reach every day. Dont let those things go unnoticed or go to waste.

“When you jump on the bandwagon with a the most criminal rapist president ever, it makes sense that you're going to be made to look terrible."

There. Fixed it.

Are bots using AI to make their own memes now? This one uses the same guy in both panels. 😂

I hope the mold is ok.

Rapist felon President vows to solve crime.

Trump yammering about how rural tourists won’t come to DC because CRIME is just a macro version of Waukesha’s fear of black people in Riverwest.

Grow up you MAGA pussies.

It’s wild how MAGA folk were are all “you can’t use the coercive power of the state to make me wear a surgical mask in a pandemic” in recent years but are now all “POLICE ME DADDY” with the Nat Guard, ICE, FBI and other cops roaming American cities. Just wild.

The parade of ex TV personalities who are now government officials praising the American rapist-in-chief Kim Jong Un style has me thinking maybe we shouldn’t have laughed so hard at the people who swore that the CERN collider would tear a hole in the fabric of reality because this shit is unreal.

👍🏻

The day when 8 billion people stop justifying their existence to 2000 billionaires cannot come soon enough.

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We’re living in a Black Mirror episode.

MAGA simultaneously bitching about Juneteenth and crowing about how Republicans freed the slaves in the 1860’s is peak MAGA. 😂

I make my own fuggin’ memes.

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Magic.