Jeff Noise

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The day when 8 billion people stop justifying their existence to 2000 billionaires cannot come soon enough.

Law360 mandates reporters use AI “bias” detection on all stories The policy was announced after an executive accused the newsroom of bias in its Trump administration coverage.

We’re living in a Black Mirror episode.

MAGA simultaneously bitching about Juneteenth and crowing about how Republicans freed the slaves in the 1860’s is peak MAGA. 😂

I make my own fuggin’ memes.

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Magic.

Somebody talk me down from this one -

The US military’s door-to-door fighting in Fallujah and throughout Iraq was one big training exercise for what’s happening in America right now.

It should be said that we’ve all been watching video of ICE agents treating men, women and even children violently since January of 2025.

The only surprising thing to me about how people are responding against state-sponsored violence right now is how long it took to finally happen.

Chicago. 💖

Pam Bondi is screaming that “LOS ANGELES IS IN TOTAL CHAOS” and clearly revealing that she has no idea how absolutely vast Los Angeles is. She also doesn’t know how to read a map, obviously.

MAGA is so impossibly full of shit.

Isn’t it wild and hilarious how self-described MAGA alpha males have been spinning this “HOSTILE IMMIGRANT INVASION” narrative, as if people carrying several kids with not much more than the clothes on their back are a threat?

Imagine being a Ukrainian and reading that shit.

NEW START TIME (AGAIN) 😂

I know several people who funded their 2nd and 3rd summer homes in no small part on the backs of undocumented laborers.

New (d)VICES. Tuesday, 06.10.2025

I went to a really fun party in Riverwest last night. 😊

You know what my problem is with every MAGA motherfucker?

The one thing you all have in common is that you’re too inept to get by in the world, so your only recourse is to try and curtail the enjoyment of others.

Doubt me? Look at what you’ve just done to transfolk, for no reason but to be cruel.

Kinda feels like we’ll have to fight a civil war if we don’t.

Why him? Being a total lifelong asshole worked out for him.

Italian Beef > Scene Beef

I tuned in to a Cape Town talk radio show late last night, and they were roasting DJT on the air like the prized pig that he is. They used the words “lie” and “liar” like punctuation marks. South Africans aren’t having any of it.

Sure would be grand if our American media would do the same.

House passes Trump’s sweeping tax-cut bill and sends it to Senate Measure would tighten eligibility for health and food programs for the poor and could add $3.8tn to US debt

Because the most important work the government can do is to ensure billionaires have a fair shot at becoming trillionaires.

“Jam It Through (In The Middle Of The Night)” was a song title Skid Row wouldn’t even use, now it’s MAGA policy.

If you’re the kind of person who just has to respond on social media to an out-of-town artist’s open invitation to their show with shitty comments and/or links to your own shitty band that never leaves town, well, choke on a ham sandwich and fuck off forever.

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Helen Money creating entire worlds at White Lilac last night.

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The Election Didn’t Matter. A realization: We Didn’t Vote Our Way Into This. We Won’t Vote Our Way Out.

Putting this here for later reading.

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MASSIVE Caterwaul Run Showcase at The Void in beautiful downtown Racine, Wisconsin. And it’s free. Thanks to Tom and Sam for allowing me to move the event to their venue last minute. 💖