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Apparently, Grok is the only reliable thing Elon Musk has paid people far smarter than him to create.

Minnesota Senator Tina Smith bringing the thunder 🔥

I really like Boz, but I’m not understanding the accessories here. Loofah? The ravages of a wild night with a flamenco dancer? #RHOBH

PROGRESSIVES AGAINST KAMALA HARRIS IN 2024: "Don't vote for her!!!! She isn't good for Palestine!!!!"

DONALD TRUMP IN 2025: "We should ethnic cleanse the Palestinians from Gaza so I can build some Mediterranean-view condos."

a man is standing at a table with a box of puzzles on it . ALT: a man is standing at a table with a box of puzzles on it .

Re: Gaza: WHAT. The ACTUAL. FUCK.

#RHOSLC The beatification of Mary M Crosby is nearly complete. Does anyone remember why she was kicked off the show two seasons ago? I do.

When are they going to give Garcelle’s assistant Nico his own show? #RHOBH

Um, this whole last episode of #RHSLC is scripted, right? So who were these weird texts they were reading written for?

The "first they came..." poem gets quoted and quoted and quoted and quoted and you know what, we do in fact know who they're coming for first, right now, and that is trans people, and the answer needs to be "absolutely the fuck not, you motherfuckers," full stop.

Relatable

Trump Administration Halts H.I.V. Drug Distribution in Poor Countries PEPFAR’s computer systems also are being taken offline, a sign that the program may not return, as Republican critics had hoped.

These people are fucking evil.

Nobody in the airport wants to hear the videos you are playing on your phone or your loud conversations with your mom. Currently being treated to someone’s deranged MAGA propaganda video and wondering why we don’t hear more about rage incidents in the actual airport.

At Benito Juarez airport in Puerto Vallarta. Why do they tell you to arrive three hours early when the service desks are often not open until an hour before your flight? Why are there no chairs? Why don’t the self-service kiosks work? I’m hoping when the new terminal opens things are a bit better.

I want to see her go nuts and smash things in front of someone like Dorit (although Dorit seems like the one that might be flipping tables this season).

And yet it feels like 5 years ago. Can’t blame this one on the Covid time warp. Also, I still think I’m 22.

Prediction: Treasury Secretary = Harvey Weinstein

Charli xcx on SNL.

Album cover for ‘BRAT’ by Charli xcx.

“For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album BRAT, but don’t worry if you don’t… there is nothing wrong with being straight.”

— Charli xcx on SNL.

I remember when she was my favorite and I thought she was "authentic" many seasons ago. If I see her put on another bear suit or or streaker outfit or pretend she's royalty or talk in that dumb accent or do whatever else for camera time, I will literally stab my eyes out and then mail them to her.