your friend alec

i'm sure Pete Hegseth became a better person when he began his career as a right wing tv talking head. that's usually how it goes

my 44 year old son isn't the man he was when he was 37. ok lmfao

good year

bears repeating

he's basically Tamra Judge

no Aaron Rupar videos on here. we're free 🥹🥹🥹

using phrases like "the bird site" or "the bird app" or whatever will have you automatically blocked for life. fucking losers

literally can't give away Bluesky codes. nobody wants one. very sad. so much potential squandered

did the Miranda Lambert convo make it over to bluesky or are we still talking about this platform's structural racism

where do the good people of bluesky stand on Miranda Lambert vs. her rude fans

one of these two things is gonna have to change

i'm counting on them all losing interest in the next few weeks

you are so much more than a mutual!! but get on threads this app is over smh

pweaseeee

shut up and sign up

crazy how Threads (@alecsjacobs) killed Bluesky in less than 12 hours. RIP Bluesky, too short-lived to thank for the memories

everyone is obsessed with finding their Twitter mutuals. not me though. i'm obsessed with making new mutuals

in DC you will occasionally get a decent one because there's some monument or something in the photo too. but i must stress that the good fireworks photos are in 1 in 100ish

Bethany Mandel's arrival is imminent, i fear

if the pics are really good i am open to seeing them honestly

using phrases like "the bird site" or "the bird app" or whatever will have you automatically blocked for life. fucking losers

a tweet about me and my haters

you know who you are and you know what you're doing and frankly, i don't like it

we've got this!!

you won't see me posting my best tweets here. not yet. not till there are people here to appreciate them. has nothing to do whatsoever with all my tweets sucking

yesss fuck me up Barney https://variety.com/2023/film/news/daniel-kaluuys-barney-movie-a24-adults-not-r-rated-1235660392/

ripped the bong and went to Target and

on bluesky it's actually preferable to have fewer followers. like less than 20. only the very coolest have so few

When Twitter dies off, it will be the fault of closed-minded leftists who hate free speech so much they aren't even willing to pay $8/month to read a capped number of promoted posts by Elon Musk fans and some very friendly Asian women.

you don't have friends

who made you post this? tell us