If You're Driving Close Your Eyes

bane's in court and not listening to counsel. whomst among us

do not ask questions about niki's crate. listen to the episode: pod.link/1648903956/e...

this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten

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introducing the ball peen wife

still image from the podcast If You're Driving Close Your Eyes John, left, is leaning back in wild laughter. Merritt, middle, has just suggested something to discuss and is very pleased with herself. Niki, right, looks directly into the camera looking completely fed up.

What do you think @merrittk.com has just suggested we talk about on this coming Monday's episode of the show based on this image?

This week on the program, we talk about the concept of "lunch debt" pod.link/1648903956/

All the X-Men are here!

In which we pine for the sequel to Osmosis Jones that never was

thank you

This week on the podcast, we come up with some new slogans for cigarettes! If anyone knows anyone at Philip Morris International please let us know

this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast

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Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

Save 50% on Fledgling Manor on Steam A supernatural horror visual novel where vampires compete to save their eternal unlives in a high-stakes reality show.

hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice

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Hey. What's with the lamp

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hey @nikigrayson.com is back on the program and they didn't miss a beat

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@ifyouredriving.bsky.social is pretty consistently the funniest podcast in my feed and i listen to a lot of podcasts. this episode featuring @merrittk.com, @floppyadult.com, and @brazyazn.bsky.social is NSFW for discussion of vienna sausages, bell peppers, and yoshi’s island.

Michael's Milk

Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house

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Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

as if there was any doubt, @brazyazn.bsky.social is a man of culture

Can you just speak very clearly into the microphone for us?

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Time to Toad was short on this week's show

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Time to Toad was short on this week's show

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I know what the captions say. Streamyard won't let me change it. Streamyard is writing its own Mikey Day slash fanfiction in our video captions. Please help.

If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.

Sorkin My Peanits | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes feat. Scam Text Theater!

We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...