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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes

@ifyouredriving.bsky.social

A comedy podcast that make you think where we navigate our chaotic world under a wet sun. listen: https://pod.link/1648903956 patreon: ifyouredriving.com

549 Followers  |  177 Following  |  87 Posts  |  Joined: 11.07.2023  |  1.5663

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that'll be $400 www.patreon.com/c/ifyouredri...

02.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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@ifyouredriving.bsky.social is pretty consistently the funniest podcast in my feed and i listen to a lot of podcasts. this episode featuring @merrittk.com, @floppyadult.com, and @brazyazn.bsky.social is NSFW for discussion of vienna sausages, bell peppers, and yoshi’s island.

25.11.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Michael's Milk

24.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house

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24.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

27.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

as if there was any doubt, @brazyazn.bsky.social is a man of culture

15.11.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can you just speak very clearly into the microphone for us?

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15.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Time to Toad was short on this week's show

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09.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Time to Toad was short on this week's show

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09.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know what the captions say. Streamyard won't let me change it. Streamyard is writing its own Mikey Day slash fanfiction in our video captions. Please help.

28.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving

28.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

27.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.

23.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Sorkin My Peanits | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes feat. Scam Text Theater!

We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

20.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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9/11 Never Forget Special 2 | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes we forgot

We forgot to do our 9/11 Never Forget special but it's up now! We revisit some of our favorite bits from the last year shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

29.09.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving

22.09.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5
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Which appliance sounds drive you completely insane like John in this week's episode?

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16.09.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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CloneFL | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes ⚠️ COWS ⚠️

what if when you died you got a killcam of the person or thing that got you and before you could wonder what it meant or if there really was an afterlife the lights just went out forever shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

20.08.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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CloneFL | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes ⚠️ COWS ⚠️

this week, we invent a new sports league to test the impact of nature vs nurture. welcome to the CloneFL shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

18.08.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

peetah. peetah its me. your wife, lois. dont you remember me? peetah

17.08.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

greg

16.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hearing word that it's "the sand eating competition." carry on

11.08.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Sand Eating Competition | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes Keep your fork!

happy monday! our new episode is called "the sand eating contest" and we're digging into the controversial commercial that's dividing America. you know, the one about cutting up a burger into slices shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

11.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

a number of crimes have been committed throughout history

07.08.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nintendo direct voice: a new garfield is on its way

05.08.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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uhhh. it does something. definitely. dont worry about it

04.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

rocks can be food. if you are a rock man

03.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!

01.08.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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what manner of beast be this

02.08.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

you have montasnas in america dont you

02.08.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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