David Leisure

As someone who missed it the first time around (but not by too much), I was surprised how well it did

I will raise arms under his banner

I was floating when I left the theater

A+ new IT dept phishing test email. Fakest looking shit to date but the subject line is about bonuses so yeah I hesitated.

Back in 2010 or '12 my friends and I were loading sets into the Kraine on E4th when suddenly we heard a loud but tender voice announce from the back of the room, "You need to move your van, it will get towed."

Thank you Tom Noonan, looking out for the theater community in ways large and small. RIP.

Please allow me to mute the video or the post people are quoting or something for the love of god make it stop

Broke my heart to have to tell my neighbor upstairs that no, he can’t freeze our rent.

The only Mogg I want to hear about is the titular Mogg from Simon Hanselmann's Megg, Mogg & Owl series

Please don't put it in your database that I'm a sucker because I emptied my wallet to go two miles at peak time as quickly as possible after a loved one was nearly assaulted.

So what I'm hearing is that, as an infrequent and responsible user, I need to log into rideshare and delivery apps and abandon carts with perfectly reasonable costs to make sure the exorbitant prices I've paid when I actually *needed* them during high volume times don't get locked in as my floor.

I’ve been sick all week and trying to work through it due to looming deadlines and, uh, glad I’m currently double-checking everything right now (even if no AI agents are involved)

Was just talking this over with the Mrs. and an immediate divorce/re-marriage wouldn’t be off the table to not have that hanging over us

Had a couple p stressful weeks where I was having difficulty getting a handle on a bunch of cascading problems but now that I’ve thrown my back out and can barely move, I’ve regained perspective and can devote time to daydreaming about my dog becoming like an Air Bud Kevorkian and euthanizing me.

goddamnit Pete I don’t want to laugh this hard at your expense

First day out of the house in a week and damn there sure was a whole lot of dog shit under all that snow

Not sure how I’d have felt if Bill de Blasio was my surprise marriage officiant

Imagine being a 1950s science fiction author writing novels about moon colonies and learning that in 2026 people are being paid millions of dollars annually for science fiction about moon colonies without even writing anything.

100%

making shit up has got him out of a pr jam before, let’s see if this one sticks

not looking to start shit, but the tricolor bars at Baked in Red Hook are a substantial upgrade to the baseline cookie

Age verification? I owned three Gateway computers.

in the club smelling like fryer oil

Today is a great day not to stand in the threshold of a business in NYC with the door open while you decide whether you want to enter or not

Can of Lone Star in the foreground, The Last Drive-In on the tee vee in the background. JBB 4 EVA

In this house we

Living the dream, packing takeout containers in my tote bag so I can bring home the goods from the bartender two blocks away who has a soup/sandwich/arancini popup happening

If you don't know the answer to a question, "I asked AI and it said..." is a fun new way of making that fact clear to everyone

I tried to crawl in but couldn’t fit, guess lol have to find a new ice floe to drift away on

what the hell I just watched that episode last night

Ice chunks on the beach at Valentino Park & Pier in frigid Red Hook, Brooklyn

Penance post

Absolutely wild that “toxic empathy” refers to a zealous focus on victims and not the emphatic sympathy for the trafficker and his hangers-on