I’m doing it for free but let me know if there’s a designated spot to pick up checks once I get there.

Trump thinks the Abraham accords are vehicles being sold at a car lot owned by a guy with name tag that says “Abe”.

“Sorry sir, it’s 1000% better than any day ever, sir.”

Yep, and what is Congress doing about it?

Yeah, that’s the issue you should be focusing on right now, dipshit.

The problem is T or Johnson will tell them it’s the democrats fault and they will believe it.

Biden - doddering old fool or crafty tactician? Guess it depends on the hour of the day.

Don't like this.

And how many people is that, exactly?

Well Bob, to be honest, he didn't say WHICH America would be first but it sure ain't the bulk of us.

On the plus side, Trump’s hair is approaching the point of no return - no matter how it’s coiffed.

Or at least a follow up question!?

So very presidential. Just verbal sludge and made up stories.

Same level of interest I have for the Chrisley reboot. 🤮

Trump, I mean - every time I look at that him he's falling asleep. Problems all over the world but he's always whining about the Nobel. When he's awake-and there are very few times he is-he just comes out to complain. He can't even talk about policy anymore, they just prop him up and let him go.

Quick, contact the Vatican about early sainthood.

Just give him a big, gaudy gold thing and tell him he won, FFS.

More "up by your bootstraps" drivel from the Grand Old Pedophile party.

“I used the potty today all by myself” - The Stain.

Fuck you, Larry.

The gibberish pouring out of his mouth makes me think there’s a gas leak in the room.

And then the entire group crowded into a single VW Beetle and drove away.

I feel like my head is going to explode.

Why would anyone be planting soybeans next year when we no longer have customers for them?

Huh, who could have foreseen such tribulation?

"Great. Can I have my Jell-O now?"- The Stain.

The Stain

That's only for the rabble and they'll only really pretend to care about them next summer.

Well, gee, Cali didn't really vote for him so what would you expect?

You’re giving him WAYYY too much credit.