Hot Dog Afficianado

Our newest dude is a booger machine. It’s not as maddening as I would have expected honestly.

I’ve done it.

I’ve found the one bar that is promoting airing an upcoming Powerslap show.

What a time to be alive.

When I think about my life in terms of decades + music, I would say in a landslide that Jeff Rosenstock has been my favorite artist of the 20s. He was doing plenty before then, but it wasn't until 2020 that it all really clicked with me in a way that little else has.

So yeah, these shows will rule

How many of these can I possibly go to? Three? Four? A full week's worth? Who knows what these old bones can withstand. I guess we'll find out in July.

excellent

And they’re Canadian making it even more appropriate. I’m sure they look our way and say it daily at this point.

Have a ticket in April to see Holy Fuck at Schubas.

Also Grace Ives is playing the same night at Lincoln Hall.

Feels like that GI show is the obvious one to go to, right? Right…?

There it is.

Now do all the boys kiss?

Yessir

Malkmus soon.

“The Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-D”

Maybe it's just me, but something about that new Foo Fighters song gives me a lot of Hot Snakes feels. Maybe the transition going into the chorus? Maybe I'm just feeling the effects of like three hours of sleep? I dunno?

Passion of the Christ.

I couldn’t believe what they did to my lord and savior.

I genuinely wonder sometimes what it must feel like to be this universally despised. Like, sincerely, how does it feel to know the world fucking hates your guts?

Shrug. Anyways.

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“NOW THIS IS TAXES”

Conversely, I would like to hear the TurboTax song even more.

If I have to hear that NBA/Tears for Fears song one more time I swear I might smash my face through the tv screen.

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Ya think? Because I work TK can be a little too much of a company man. He REALLLLLLY values that relationship with Warner Discovery.

But god I would love this to be the end result. Would be a refreshing change for like a million reasons.

It just dawned on me now how much he looks like Randall, the schoolyard antagonist from the old cartoon Recess. Good lord.

This is the one

Apologies to the Queen Mar-Pee

Every now and then I think about the time I saw Wolf Parade in 2008(?) and midway through the set, some fella whipped his hog out and started pissing on the floor of the House of Blues.

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You gotta admit it was a masterful bit of marketing to come up with the most wholesome possible use case for a distributed surveillance panopticon

Apparently I have that whole song memorized too. Huh. I wonder what useful info I’ve blocked out all these years so I can remember “all my heroes at the methadone clinics.”

Yeah. That Bad Bunny. Excellent stuff.

Sorry concert archive but this is a pairing the definitely never happened.