Paul

Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

The SBJ article confirms season-ticket holders will get a free sub to Apple TV and it looks like AppleTV costs about the same as MLS Season Pass, but you obviously get a lot more.

Group 3:
Columbus
Cincinnati
Chicago
St. Louis
Kansas City
Minnesota

Group 4:
Dallas
Austin
Houston
LA Galaxy
LAFC
San Diego

Group 5:
Colorado
RSL
San Jose
Portland
Seattle
Vancouver

So this is what I’m expecting out of a 5 division, 6 team MLS

Group 1:
Union
NYCFC
RBNY
NE
Toronto
Montreal

Group 2:
D.C.
Nashville
Charlotte
Atlanta
Orlando
Miami

All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .

Though I have all the confidence that the MLS owners could make the playoff system even dumber.

The playoff system has to be PERFECT. Otherwise I find this pointless.

Think I’m in the opinion of that I like the idea of the fall-spring calendar change, but feel for MLS fans who live in cold weather cities who do not want this.

“Don’t bother me in Connecticut”

Continue running the ball plz

Look I’ve seen the Eagles win the Super Bowl twice in my life so I’m happy enough

ROOTING FOR A 0-0 FINAL SCORE

Immediately changed the channel

Me after eight beers: I’m still not over MLS Cup 2022

#doop

lol at the woman trying to get Rosales’ autograph after getting sent off

Ah, the timber wolf. A majestic, stoic figure that apparently drowned in a river of Surge soda.

None of that is work, even if he did do that, which he doesn't 👍

Happy about this because I never would’ve played it during the World Cup

It is officially time for the Democratic Party to stop wasting money on their out of touch consultant class, and start paying for insights from Bluesky posters named "<--- kill me" and "Kicked In The Farm Parts"

I genuinely do wonder if he has ever been to a grocery store before. And not just for a photo op.

If your whole coalition is built on angry Catholic school graduates who are mad their neighborhood demographics aren’t the same as they were in 1991, you have no real political future in this town.

This comment under Pat Dugan’s concession speech on the Inquirer’s Instagram page sums it up perfectly.

Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

Stephen A. Smith left Jerry Jones’ box because he has a solitaire game to finish

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our neighbor got abducted the other day and the neighborhood is raising money to help out his wife and kids until he gets free. Any help/shares are appreciated gofund.me/7c2338d40

Not the night for this to occur!

The “latest” was 9 hours ago

Is the #doop tag messed up for anyone else?

Showing the deer Philadelphia Union highlights

#DOOP

Thinking he wants to avoid it as long as he can given what happened in the first game.

great hot mic moment on Chicago Fire radio heading into halftime