Jack Colby

Is that Denny Dias?

Creepy statue of Lionel Ritchie from Hello video.

This cannot be a coincidence.

So so many live in mine, but “I’ve had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!” has to be towards the top.

Magnus, Robot Fighter has to be the greatest name and titular premise, ever.

I still sing the song sometimes.

I haven’t thought of Sweet Polly Purebred in 50 years, but your picture brought it all back.

”it’s damp and smells like weed” doesn’t rhyme in German.

The enemies of my enemy are - uh - complete scumbags.

You’re doing God‘s work. I got yelled at our Lakewood Balmoral meeting With the Alder.

Jesus, you’re bringing back some painful memories. If my son kicked off a sock at Jewel, old ladies would parachute out of the sky to lecture me in Polish. I could never make out any word but pneumonia. He’s 24 now and doing fine, ladies!

“Etsy Witch Era” has a real ring to it.

Holy smokes, that’s not Walter Matthau?

You had me at the username. Garrett Morris is the man.

I feel like The Jam has to be on that list.

I don’t trust that guy. Those are obviously pancake balls.

I don’t know I needed a Hollywood biopic of Harold Lloyd until right now.

Anybody famous?

Just one asshole padlocking a cholera contaminated well after another.

Instead of turtles, it’s Christian dominionists all the way down.

“A good prosecutor”

Jamelle Bouie, born in the 1900’s.

Bro Twitter is dogshit now. Absolute cesspool. Genuinely not enjoyable if you are not anti-woke. Yikes.

125 x 125 is a THIRD of an acre. That developer is a crook!

Sounds like a big deal. Are his fingers freakishly tiny.

I bought a LP off eBay just to hang on my basement wall.

Not gonna lie, I would totally buy that blanket.

Wait till you try fried chicken and waffles!

I know Lex had serious money down on Ali.

Neither heard nor seen!