I'm just like how were we getting the same pay cheque 🥺

this person I used to work with resigned a few months ago and has since been traveling, including three weeks in Japan and HK. and I'm over here with the same job, hoping our mortgage goes down at least a little at renewal because we can't pay any lump sum due to our $40K special roof levee

at some point everything on the planet became drastically more expensive except for me and my time, which cost my employer the same thing it did 5 years ago

is this an accomplishment lol

I wanted to play the guitar briefly at lunch but Soup started squeaking and meowing so I stopped, concerned, but it seems he was just mad about me playing guitar specifically

Damn. pouring one out for all the good ex-colleagues, they can be few and far between

do you ever have a social interaction where you wish you could go back and pick a different dialogue option

they should make a real cone of silence

This unlocked a repressed memory

back in the land of giant branded plastic cups that come with every meal. even at the airport! what am I supposed to do with this lol

Chic fil a at the airport being closed on Sunday makes no sense like time doesn't exist here

how do i get scotiabank to stop emailing me every time i use my credit card

we keep our nuts in the freezer so they don't go rancid and low-key frozen nuts are delicious

idk how feasible it is to take more than one course at once while working full time though. ugh

if i keep taking courses at my current rate (one per term) i will complete this certificate program in... 6 years

i love that there's no other way in their reg system to clarify this - another beautiful occam's razor UI fix

*insert sad smoking ben affleck*

the microsoft authenticator "i can't see the number" button is the occam's razor of bad UI design, like, it's broken but I have fixed it, sort of

the kids are getting tribal tramp stamps again. nature is healing etc etc

accidentally made eye contact with the street performer as I pushed my earbuds further in

these people sharing kombucha with their toddler is so vancouvercore

neighbour informed us last night that her kid campaigned to name their grandmother's new kitten "Pickles" after our Pickle

I hate when you reply to someone's support request with more information/clarifying questions and they just repeat what they initially wrote. like baby I saw that already, did you read it

i think the initial result was just bad .. like i've heard of basically all of these

i was looking up popular movies from 2015 for a story and i have never heard of a single one of these films

it's kind of surreal to me that there are adults who weren't alive during 9/11. i feel like this must be the same way people felt about adults who weren't alive for the kennedy assassination. wonder what the gen Z equivalent will be. people not alive for the pandemic?

putting my homework due reminder at 10PM the night before it's due at 8:30AM. who hurt you, past me

we must protect UK hopper

I have a European equivalent who I get all of his emails about any flight he books with Lufthansa (a German airline). I think he's doing better than UK Hopper :(

i would do almost anything for the return of these/dizzy grizzlies