Mika

I’m bi-furious

I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky

Cruelty is the point
ICE agents and guards in detention centres are just like the Gestapo. The unnecessary hardships, the dehumanisation, the brutality and secrecy - these are all deliberate.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

That goat is so thick tho 😂

A century ago, there was none of this woke food safety. Listeria and Cronobacter contamination was just a fact of life! Sure, way more people died horribly, but

It’s probably the roadkill diet

Using Tariffs to Try to Annex Canada Backfired in the 1890s Instead of compelling Canada to become an American state, the 1890 McKinley Tariff drove Canada into British hands.

“Yet, though both sides were convinced that the tariff would drive Canada into the arms of the U.S., it actually had the opposite effect. Nationalistic Canadians argued that the tariff was “a heavy blow struck alike at our home industries and at the prosperity and independence of the Dominion…”.” 🇨🇦

Meme in real life

I dunno why y'all are watching this shit I'm watching Star Trek

Do not watch the Baron Harkonnen Hour of Power tonight. He will make you furious. Don't give him that power.
Watch your favourite old movie, snuggle up with one you love, eat chocholates, have a drink.
Enjoy your evening, sleep good, read about it tomorrow by independent journos you trust. 📽️🍫🥂😁

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.

This Friday, where will you be?

standupforscience2025.org

This Friday, dont shop. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/eco...

Always great to see local businesses promoting Canadians!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #buycanadian #boycott #Canadastrong

My buddy Christopher is a professional chef who makes these cookies my whole family is obsessed with. He’s teaching a group of kids how to make them, so he asked me to make a comic version of the recipe. Hell. Yeah. 🪓

yall are worried that fictional villains will teach people the wrong lesson but sixty years of fiction has failed to teach people that that nazis are the bad guys so idk

Pierre Poilievre’s policy on journalism, in one meme:

History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”

Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”

History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

#zucked

It’s very easy to tell them how shameful it is to pull up the ladder on those who fought beside you for your place.

BACK YOU AMERICANS! NOBODY THREATENS CANADIAN SOVEREIGNTY BUT ME AND MAYBE ALBERTA!

🇨🇦 mood

I'm worried that I'm starting to understand jazz

Kendrick Lamar is my hero. He had beef with someone so bad that now it's everyone's beef. Inspirational

"Back, you Americans! Nobody threatens Canadian sovereignty but me! And maybe Alberta!"

If you are a yt person over 50, and you’re about to give your negative opinion of the halftime show, THINK:

[T]hings don’t have to be “for you” to be good art.

[H]eck, Kendrick has a Pulitzer and

[I] don’t think you do so maybe you are

[N]ot qualified to speak on the caliber of his art

[K]?

Everyone is fighting a battle (with goblins) you know nothing about (because you failed a perception check)

Pickle is a perfect goddess, I aspire to bring her energy to counselling sessions

Tomi Lahren on Twitter writes: "Can you think of a Canadian product that’s better than an American one? Honestly curious."

I can. In fact, the Canadian version is so great, I can't think of an American equivalent. 🧵

useful info for labeling country of origin! look for "product of Canada" #buyCanadian

Have you seen trumps press secretary? She looks so old and she’s like, 27

the party of "small government": legislates how you work, where you work, what your gender is, when you reproduce, introduces massive new taxation, decommissions soldiers, and generally over exerts federal government power in a supposed republic