I'm so disconnected from tv pop culture. I was at a friend's place and they were watching how I met your mother and I genuinely did not know this was the main character. Never seen him before in my life. Most 2000s ass man ever
13.12.2024 22:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Probably for the best this site doesn't have your likes public either. When Elon first hid likes there was absolutely a shift. We became more evil and shameless. No going back now
21.11.2024 17:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sorry I don't use this site. It's just diet twit for me rn
17.11.2024 23:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Twitter
17.11.2024 23:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Bots are reaching the point where twit is becoming unusable. Will probably be peaking my head in here a bit more often
17.11.2024 19:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It's so sad when you think your friends are there for you and they let you down (she let me spend too much on band merch)
10.10.2023 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The feeling of being loved is the feeling of all the nice old ladies at the optometrist remembering every year and asking how everything is going (not using my degree and also unemployed but they dont need to know that)
10.10.2023 16:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"You're firing me huh? Big words from a side character"
08.10.2023 03:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me at the manager everyone hates as I was getting fired today
08.10.2023 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I should probably make sure my ex didn't get scared by the alert
04.10.2023 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The alert activated my woke chip and now I can't stop listening to the barbie soundtrack
04.10.2023 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Always nice to get support from an old friend(99)
27.09.2023 18:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My favorite hobby is never ever checking my schedule and walking into work and being shocked when it turns out I'm not scheduled
24.09.2023 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The day after it happened I saw asteroid city at my local theater and they were going to play the titanic for an anniversary screening and the entire theater burst into laughter you could barely hear the trailer. It was amazing
20.09.2023 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How it feels knowing my friends are waiting for me to get invite codes to safe them from twit
19.09.2023 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I will be the first person on blueskyto DIE
19.09.2023 16:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm reading dune and was expecting characters to have named like Obelisk but this bitch is just called Jessicaπππ
19.09.2023 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey just need you all to know this is me btw
19.09.2023 14:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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