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Wet Nelly if you know you know.

07.11.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Richard Gere helping Asylum Seekers, RT if he is a billion times the man Nigel Farage is.

27.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 487    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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And now the officiCal reponse. MAKE THIS VIRAL

19.10.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Well, you can finally cross โ€œIโ€™ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penisโ€ off your bucket list

19.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13313    ๐Ÿ” 4695    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1176    ๐Ÿ“Œ 648

Has Trump invaded Norway yet? #Nobelpeaceprize.

10.10.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her.

RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.

09.10.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 628    ๐Ÿ” 357    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Neolithic hill fort that we walked around today. Beautiful views.

08.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too many bigly words for your President to understand.

02.10.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the gambling tax is introduced, I presume it will apply to the stock exchange. #gamblingtax

25.09.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Letโ€™s not give up hope on President Trump as a peacemaker.โ˜ฎ๏ธ
He stopped the Azerbaijan & Albania war that had raged on for 22 years.
You know that war.
Itโ€™s the one Lee Anderson served bravely in whilst fighting in The Somme.๐Ÿ’ช

15.09.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 235    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.09.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How bad are things in the United States of Trump? The BBC hasn't sent Lyse Doucet yet, so it's not melt down yet. There is still time. #unitedstatesoftrump

15.09.2025 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I posted a Tweet pointing out that White People makeup 83% of the UK, but commit 88% of the sex offences.

And almost all of the replies were morons asking me if I knew what per capita meant.

It's funny and it's sad.

07.09.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 143    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Letโ€™s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?

Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.

03.09.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1208    ๐Ÿ” 648    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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The man who has put up the most England flags in Manchester was caught in 2016 trying to smuggle 4 Vietnamese people into the UK.

Now he is out of prison hanging up flags.

Any old grift.

30.08.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 551    ๐Ÿ” 241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

#Cantona

30.08.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will he organise a crisis to distract the meeeja you bet.

29.08.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shoe floating in river Taff

Shoe floating in river Taff

25.08.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Virgin has managed to ruin my evening. #Virginfailure

15.08.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything is 'at scale and pace' these days. I thought they were quite amusing.#haleandpace #tvcomedy

29.07.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did Ingerland win something. I think we should be told.

28.07.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what Ms Maxwell will be offered to forget what she knows. #JeffreyEpstein #trump #GOP

22.07.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The end of an argument #scouser in Pontypridd.

19.07.2025 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I photograph mine in Pontypridd cemetery!

11.07.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Swan and cygnets on the Montgomery canal.

10.07.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good evening from the Montgomery canal.

09.07.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Substitute bought for funded.

02.07.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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