Mike

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🎶What about us lazy slobs?

You’ll be given cushy jobs! 🎶

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Rumor is they followed his nose because it always knows.

Sorry this is stupid. No one ever fell for it. This is what they want. It’s manifest destiny for dictatorship and fascism

Guess I missed where the definition of populist changed to “the rich”

He just played Tracy Chapman’s Fast Car like it’s a song about being excited for your buddy’s new Iroc Z

I’m currently at a beer hall in VA while on a work trip and the guy playing live music is very talented but his style apparently involves taking the most melancholy songs and speeding them up and making them sound happy

So much for the 12-day war. Maybe they can rename it the Baker’s Dozen War

We really need more “Rand Paul’s neighbor” types in this country.

Love the lady with her two
Little fascists in MAGA hats complaining about the language.

🤦‍♂️

Already fitting right in

I talk sports or music here all the time. People can stop being chickens and come over here and talk about all the non-political stuff they want.

13th consecutive Saturday with rain. Mother Nature can fuck right off

If Elon is spilling all the tea can we finally get the dirt on what covfefe really means?

He hasn’t done anything because he’s still stuck in that chair from the Brett Baier interview

Scene opens with a panning shot around a dreary, industrial style prison. Camera stops on Elon Musk sitting on a top bunk in CECOT. “You may be wondering how I got here. Well…” begin flashback sequence

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Ask this guy

His son is all of us

Ice Cube was kicked out of NWA for being very into collecting porcelain dolls. @byronm19.bsky.social

Nothing has sustained the test of time better than Dave Matthew’s hairline

It’s the Free Beer Tomorrow sign at a bar

Champagne of beers!

Busch light? Are you dehydrated?

I appreciate the dedication to the outfits despite the temps in the 40s. True grit

Everyone laughed, LAUGHED, when I kept my old rotary phone. Who’s laughing now!??

Fountains of Wayne is such an underrated band. Everyone remembers Stacy’s Mom, which was a banger, but they have so many other awesome songs.

Times are tough for everyone