A Shadow Over KENsmouth (Ken Lowe)

That's when they tend to watch the Big Lebowski.

How are we to force our children to love us if we're not allowed to beat them?

The first two reviews of Tron: Ares I've seen have been a four-star and a 1-star, so you best believe I'm seeing it.

Them: ‘So what’s your book marketing strategy?’

Me:

Cuz you aided and abetted treason, my guy.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Part of my husbandly duties, sometimes, is reminding my wife that the reason some people are snippy at her on Facebook is because the two things people on Facebook cannot do are 1.) Read and 2.) Write.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile Lampoons the Crap that Got Us Here Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.

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Watch out, Snake! It's Wizard Frog!! He has psychotropic powers!!! You'll need to plug the controller into the second port to beat him!!!!

This not eben Pitt worst accent crime, sistah.

Anecdotally, my kids also have 16 hours of homework a night.

How Local Librarians Keep AI Slop Off the Shelves AI is being used to create nonsensical, sometimes dangerously inaccurate books. Local librarians are tasked with keeping these volumes out of their collections.

“When you get a suspicious book, “you look it up to see what else the [author] has written. And you see there's 30 things, and none of them have any reviews, and they were all written in the last two years,” DeMeester-Lane says.”

A Majority of U.S. Jews Think Israel Has Committed War Crimes Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.

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if there's a silver lining to the bari weiss stuff it's that being put in charge of cbs news in 2025 is kind of like being named the commander of a french horseback cavalry division in 1917

Her team did "The Twitter Files" 👎. My team did "'Where is the Glock?' Gun Turned Over to Chicago Police Wound up in the Hands of a Teenager" 👍. Put me in charge of CBS News, I will do a good job

Poor guy

IT IS BY WILL ALONE I SET MY MIND IN MOTION

Took this long for Aeon Flux-chic to come back around

If you are a CEO about to start a whole fucking thing in your replies,I would like you to know that I am available to run D&D. Your frictionless conflict free life can be processed through the medium of collaborative role play instead of being dumb on your website that you own.

Gaily bedight, a gallant knight
in sunshine and in shadow
spent some of the afternoon looking for another alternative to Word, forgetting that there's still fuckin' nothing that actually works.

Thank you, now I don't need to see it hahaha

I haven't seen The Goonies. I really wonder how the fuck they go from suburbia to like a pirate cave, but also I'm really not gonna watch it. What's with the guy's face? (But I'm not gonna watch it.)

I have been trying to get Facebook to let me back into my accidentally-un-two-factorable legitimate personal account for the past four months--I don't even want to be there, really, I just wanna shill my book to my friends. Their support email--their MAIN INBOX--just bounces back as full.

It could be samurai Shakespeare or just a man being blackmailed, but Kurosawa just didn't have a boring shot in him.

@mattgertz.bsky.social

Two publishing agents with whiskers and tails inspecting an empty box of my novel's first print run. One of the agents is inside the box and the other is waiting for his turn.

First printing of the novel is off to all purchasers. And somebody is very happy the box is empty.

I labored under more than one sad newsroom that kicked us around day after day, I know how tenuous the life is. But I've also walked from jobs with no prospects or plan and found a way, and Now Is The Time. Now's BEEN the time.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile Lampoons the Crap that Got Us Here Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.

My debut for @splinternews.bsky.social is up today. I hit the road to see @theonion.com's #BadPedophile movie at an indie theatre in St. Louis, complete with 75yo resident organist. The theatre's manager had plenty to say on the state of this "controversial" flick.
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