AW’s Raccoon

For real. Let me in your homes

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Me after suggesting we all leave work early today

All of them?

I can eat cookies for breakfast because I’m built different. Don’t try to be like me. You’ll only be disappointed in your limitations.

Kinda rude to post this without asking

Can someone purchase me a zastava m70 please. I need it.

One day, I’ll live in a dumpster behind a Panera.

Very nice

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I’m gonna eat so many cookies today

Technically a wasr-10. Piece of shit gun.

Stunning lack of communist raccoons and I don’t mean Zizek

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He doesn’t deserve it!

Looking good homie

All I want for Christmas is for my handsome Italian boy to be free. Luigi did nothing wrong!

When they make living in dumpsters illegal

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Y’all ever read State and Revolution?

BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.

The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.

The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.

I got lead poisoning on purpose. To prove I’m not a pussy.

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Fuck mornings

Mood

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Catch me chilling all night

Liv Agar

Trump will for sure double cross him somehow

I served in the war on drugs. We won.

After the revolution, we’ll all have government provided dumpsters.

I could beat any current or former US president in a fair fight.

CNN has just been begging people to stop calling him hot