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but i think my partner is gonna go in my stead. thanks for the tip, my friend

damn, i’m working tomorrow!

“now kids, don’t forget to thank the lord for this bountiful… penis?!”

a perennial “oops i need a point guard in the 6th round of my 2k9 fantasy draft” kinda guy

management let me have the day off today, so that was nice

this is your 6 months of working at a hospital update

and also, i wonder how long she would’ve gone unnoticed if i hadn’t been there. so much luck factors in — I’d volunteered to stay late cuz we were short staffed, and i was about to leave the floor when i saw her returning from a scan. even the fact that i’d already gotten ice for the sample mattered

she was bleeding from the eyes and mouth and the expression on her face was like a demon was leaving her body. legitimately one of the most unsettling things i’ve ever seen. i felt so helpless to do anything except call for an adult to come fix things

in the last hour of my 12 hour shift, I was alone with a patient when she stopped breathing and began to have a seizure. she was a new admit, not yet hooked up to any monitors. i didn’t know what to do except call for help, which came quickly and were able to stabilize her

I started uploading a certain album to relevant online services

Many people on here

i’m always saying this

maybe he found Kris

i would like to work with Richard Fleischer

to non-local friends, Víctor doesn’t go most places when Kris isn’t there, and it’s worrying all of us

“this is a real head shaker”

so much cruelty in the world because we’re all afraid to share a hamburger with each other

lol why do i fear that liking this would put me and all my loved ones on a list

not much beats a freshly peeled orange

The president is bad because he is orange.

did you purchase

these days everyone in media works for supervillains

one of the theaters i work with does muppet style improv shows (with real humans interacting with a variety of puppets), and i’ve noticed it’s the fastest i’ve seen an audience consistently fall in love with a live show. immediate suspension of disbelief, and joy all around

baseball

the bigger question is how well do the community organizing networks work. it’s not just having numbers, it’s using them properly

something like that. a very bad thing happening to people already suffering

starvation is the kind of thing that often incites a violent response. which unfortunately at this point is likely what the administration wants, so as to further center power

i think we witnessed the start of the end a while ago, and this is another accelerating factor

it’s Paddington 2 but American

watched about 10 minutes of Earnest commercials before i decided to just unfriend Victor

i would be patron to such an establishment