ghost mutt

Very bad opinion I had in my 20's was that Tom Petty sucked

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I have a powerbank that you can plug in to itself and it lights up briefly before turning off like it needs a moment to remember if that's possible or not

The dude that brought a crossbow to school and shot people

If you control all 3 branches of government and can still post for days about how it's wrong that more people watched the superbowl than a video of kid rock lip syncing then buddy you are never going to be happy

If your facebook photo is a car your vote is worth half

Remember when Chris Minns played thunderstruck but

If there's a good Elvis Costello song, I haven't heard it

At a gin place in Batemans Bay but there's also a muscle car show out the front so there's like 80 people here wearing shirts like "Never trust a HOTRODDER who was born in a OCTOBER and whose name is MICK"

How can you be Canadian and lose at curling

Walking in here and asking what comes in the meal

Whoever coined this phrase definitely meant for happiness to mean 'being invited to an island of pedophiles'

I think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's todaaaaay, yeah
The girl that's driving me mad,
Said I was gaaaaaay

I love watching the show Fallout, based on the game Fallout, and getting a huge rush when I see something from the game Fallout. I'm a fish that put itself in the barrel just to be shot

Australian version of Encino Man where he tries to order $2 worth of hot chips

Woke up this morning to a caterpillar biting my ankle and now I've got a tiny little bite mark there. If I start posting about eating 2 pears and 3 plums or whatever please call an entomologist

Sometimes I go on faceboook and get a sponsored ad for something like baking paper with the addendum 'this friend likes this company' like what experience did they give you

Kokaburra: *laughs*

Lady who wrote Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree: your life sounds gay as fuck lol

Watched the first ep of that new Game of Thrones spinoff thing. Dont know what happens next but I hope that little dude starts levitating and burning people with his dome

Cat Stevens: Did you hear Sarah And Johnno broke up? 👀

The Tillerman: Oh damn lmao

Lady: Oh no, there's a window cleaner hanging from that skyscraper! Won't someone help him!?

Line 6 Spiderman: *opening riff to master of puppets played too quickly*

The only thing that could heal this sick world and bring everyone together is another Jurassic Park sequel

I remember being maybe 11 and seeing a show called Dilbert in the tv guide that was animated. I stayed up to watch it and gave up after like 15 minutes.

There were only 5 channels. We didn't have internet. You could have animated 4 Corners and I would've watched it. But not that. So thanks man

If I'm watching a movie trailer and there's no slow breathy cover of an old rock song then sorry I'm not wasting 90+ minutes of my time on drivel

Painted our hallway and now I get why Van Gogh was so sad all the time

Shout out to the southerly gotta be one of my favorite wind changes

What's a 'good day' to be a beer? When no one's ordering? You're stuck in a keg for god knows how long? Sounds hellish.

Anyway, bad day to be a beer

Putting in $50.02 of petrol and then paying by card

My sister likes to send me tiktoks so I open them and it asks me if I'd like to watch in the app so I say yes and then it takes me to the play store asking if I want to open the app and I say yes and then it gives me a different video so I just laugh react her message

A reel popped up of that old Weather's Original ad and this comment got me. You mean that guy that was 1000 in 1997? Yeah he's smashing it