Ben Fuld

I've never wanted someone to stop hitting the ball to the opposite field more 😂

The 4-year-old thinks today is "Presents Day" and I don't have the heart to correct her.

I'm so fucking tired of this entire generation of politicians...

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

This hits so hard lol. I haven't had time to watch a movie all the way through in MONTHS

All I'm saying is a rotation where Dean Kramer is fighting for starts is a good rotation and there's a realistic world where you have Bradish, Rogers, and Baz all throwing gas every 5 days. That'll play.

I've decided I'm fine with the Orioles offseason. Let's be honest with ourselves, the free agent pitching class was not stellar and even Valdez and Suarez had warts. I understand not wanting to throw massive contracts at them. Let's judge the team by the season they put together at this point.

PLEASE WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

omg this is the funniest thing I've ever read. This is satire right? It's gotta be satire.

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All the folks I know who called themselves "libertarians" in 2016 are Trumpers now.

Listen, with that name, there's no way he steals fewer than 50 bases.

Alright, who's injured?

I mean yeah, but also I think if they cared about optics/vibes they wouldn't have taken Skubal to arbitration 🤷‍♂️

Alright, time to play the "who will trade what prospects for 1 year of Skubal at $32M/year" game!

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How dare you write this with Giolito still unsigned.

Whatever I remember thinking the Orioles had finally signed the missing piece and were going to the World Series when they signed Ubaldo Jimenez. No free agent signing or lack thereof can hurt me.

That Tigers clubhouse is gonna be wild 😂

Joe Ryan would be the obvious target.

Womp womp.

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Please Jesus do not give another Baltimore institution an excuse to ignore the city and chase DC dollars.

Absolutely hilarious/ridiculous that the Orioles took arguably their best pitcher to arbitration over less than a million dollars just to lose.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Was about to ask you why you're so down on Giolito when he pitched to a 3.41 ERA, and then I looked at his Baseball Savant page...

I don't disagree, but still think Giolito would help solve pitching depth issues with the injury concerns all over the rotation. Also Bradish, Rogers, and Baz are all potential top end starters if things break right. I dunno, I guess the copium is starting to flow a bit 😂

I could really be convinced of Gallen over Framber if he's sitting on 6 years and refusing to come off it. Feel like we're all overindexing on a few months of down performance and assuming he's not going to bounce back to his historical average.