dirigibalistic

The "dynamic collections" feature on Steam is neat but its utility is severely limited by how stupid Steam users are

no, not every game with "simulator" in the title is an immersive sim. In fact most of them aren't. Stop tagging them that what is wrong with you

you need to find out where the sailors are. you need to know what people saw the night it snowed

you need to be shenmuemaxxing. you need to appreciate the mundane beauties of your urban environment. you need to third wheel with immigrant hot dog venders and their hot girlfriends. you need to be eating lunch with your boys on the docks every day. you need to play hang-on

The film

They put Sorcerer in No Man’s Sky

They did Revan and the Exile so dirty in this man, shit

There’s only one week left in the current battle pass thing and it’s stressing me out a little that I can’t get everything. I hate that this shit works on me so well.

Been speed running through some of the class stories and enjoying it a lot, but god damn I wish they had just made KOTOR 3 instead

just found out until last year you got $1 of in game currency every month if you had 2FA enabled

i have had this account for 15 years. without 2FA

i don't often say this kind of thing but this game is painfully heterosexual

fuck it let's go

you can subscribe once and get permanent access to all the current expansions... ooouuugh...

game’s not very good, folks

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what if i started playing swtor again

reverse solipsism where you think you're the only philosophical zombie

kotor 2 connection detected!!

it's the fucking JOKER AGAIN

at one point you see a cop beating up a homeless guy. another cop, watching, chuckles jovially and says, verbatim, “man, I hate the homeless.”

this is subtly signaling to the player that some cops are bad in this game and you will have to fight them

BEFORE I START A CALL: better grab some water so i dont get dehydrated!
TWO MINUTES INTO THE CALL: drank all my water...

also i know they make doorways bigger in third person games so the camera can fit through them and such, but this seems excessive

is it just me or does alfred in arkham origins look like alex trebek

and I know how much you love being allowed to say homophobic slurs, so

if you have roommates and don’t fuck >= 80% of them they take away your gay card

they should have called re9 Resident Evil: sIX

Sister just reminded me of a time when we were kids and tried to start a Star Wars D20 campaign with some friends from church.

Friends found out we were running spice and immediately called the cops on us. There was never a second session.

a great thing about the elder scrolls is how insanely racist everyone is all the time

made a backloggd account so i can organize thoughts like this instead of blasting them into the ether. mainly for my own purposes but idk, take a look if you want to watch it slowly populate with reviews amounting to "i played this 5 years ago and i think i remember liking it" bckl.gg/qKbG

Did You Know: The Elder Scrolls are a series of fantasy games, allowing you to experience things that you may never in reality?

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