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John Rayment

@johncrayment.bsky.social

Actor, idler, eater of too many pies, drinker of too much Rioja. High functioning mediocrity. Not straight πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ https://app.spotlight.com/3334-6729-4182 Trans rights are human rights πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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A friend of mine sent me that a few weeks back. Immediate thought: "How did nobody know I was a woofter?" 🀣

10.10.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post you from a different era.

Somewhere in my early twenties. The hairline already in rapid retreat, you note.

10.10.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One Of Our Bollocks Is Missing

06.10.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh blimey. Just looked him up. Poor chap, I had no idea.

06.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get yerself well soon!

29.09.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fcking genius!

29.09.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And he gets to have the "mind like a bacon slicer" conversation with Donald Pleasance. Glorious. πŸ₯°

08.09.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@patrickcaines.bsky.social you’ll like this.

04.09.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh, that’s gorgeous.

04.09.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Not mushroom for ambiguity there.

02.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No good deed goes unpunished...

24.08.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🐾 Please open full thread and scroll through, if you’d like to read the comic πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ€

22.08.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 423    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Was lovely to see you too!

21.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to say this too.

14.08.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the thought, @unclebeard1978.bsky.social - would definitely have been of interest yes... but sadly I'm heading back home on Thursday before either of them starts :(
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13.08.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Members of the Whitstable’s Profanity Embroidery Group at the Duke of Cumberland pub. Three women sit on a sofa, sewing, while a woman in front, with a pint on the table in front of her, holds up a piece of fabric on which she has stitched the phrase β€˜fuck off!’ Below that, another design reads β€˜TWAT!’ She is smiling proudly

Members of the Whitstable’s Profanity Embroidery Group at the Duke of Cumberland pub. Three women sit on a sofa, sewing, while a woman in front, with a pint on the table in front of her, holds up a piece of fabric on which she has stitched the phrase β€˜fuck off!’ Below that, another design reads β€˜TWAT!’ She is smiling proudly

So, happy 11th birthday, the Profanity Embroidery Group

05.08.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
Preview
Hello Minges! - PEG Whitstable PEG Whitstable - Profanity Embroidery Group: Kathy Burke said we were like a Punk version of the WI, which is in many ways a bloody good place to start. We are the Profanity Embroidery Group, and we d...

5 August 2014 was the date of their initial meeting, you see

05.08.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a fitting end to such a closely-fought test series. Congratulations India.

04.08.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Murder at the Vicarage”
Another favourite. The byplay between Slack and Lake regarding Miss Marple is delicious, but for me the highlight is Paul Eddington’s subtle, heartbreaking gentleness. If ever there was an actor to admire…

03.08.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the Β£232,000,000 she owes give this a RT.

If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the Β£14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.

01.08.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1542    πŸ” 912    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 14

Amazing how few of these songs I remember on #TOTP - but I was a bit preoccupied in 1998... it was about this point that I came out (albeit a couple of decades late)

01.08.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Used that as my audition song for many years...

28.07.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! Tom Lehrer πŸ˜₯

27.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best lines in the whole of Miss Marple:

β€œHello, Aunt Effie - they tell me downstairs you’re getting very peculiar”

Effie, with tremendous grace and gravitas: β€œI always was very peculiar”

27.07.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…and I always forget that Joyce Carey’s Belle Goedler sounds exactly like Deborah, Duchess of Royston (Ray Barrett) in Thunderbirds.

20.07.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catching up with last night’s β€œMurder is Announced” on iPlayer.
Must have seen it a gazillion times, but it’s still wonderful. They’re all superb, but this one’s an undeniable favourite.
Joan Hickson is transcendent, and John Castle’s Craddock is just dreamy.

20.07.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If there's one song that conjures my 20s...

18.07.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Followed by Plaistow.

18.07.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Basildon, innit.

18.07.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember you, Errol #TOTP

18.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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