Stoned Sean

Weekends are also for picking.

Weekends are for strumming.

Glad to be of service!

Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it

I wrote, “Don’t be late for dinner or I might give you the cold shoulder 😉” and the same is happening to me.

I’m the total package on clearance “as is.”

A man in a diaper and a crown near the fountain in Latrobe Park in New Orleans.

Here it is during Mardis Gras 2025.

Taylor Swift implies the existence of Taylor Slow. Who is Taylor Slow?

Is Kid Rock technically a US flag?

What a coward.

Darren Matt posted: Show me one — just ONE — "African American lady" genuinely begging Trump to come to Chicago and I swear to God I'll eat my sock. I'll even post a video of it right here on Bluesky. No, in an unrelated post directly below Darren’s: They are delicious and I wish I could find them here!!

Sometimes the stars align and make something perfect.

*fascism, not socialism.

Seems like fascism to me.

If time travel isn’t real then explain Dipping Dots.

Electro-Harmonix Deluxe Big Muff Fuzz Pedal for guitar.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be messing around with my Big Muff.

balls truly are the boobs of the penis

That guy needs the shit kicked out of him.

What a beta cuck.

Mud Slide Slim & The Blue Horizon is JT’s best album and I will die on that hill.

🎵 It’s the kind of the tiger that determines the stripes 🎵

The Lovedong of J. Alfred Poofcock.

[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]

no. let them cry.

I worked at a Food Co Op at the time, and management there got appointments for all of the employees to get vaccinated at a local clinic. I was ecstatic.

Live At Sin-é (Legacy Edition) [Audio Version] by Jeff Buckley on Apple Music Album · 1993 · 34 Songs

Yes, he’s probably the most talented singer any of us have ever heard, but he’s also a fantastic guitar player, and this album is a masterpiece
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To be fair, if you ordered “pork roll” in north Jersey, you’d be deported to south Jersey.

There should be like 3 months out of the year where there’s just no sports at all so that all the sports bros have to talk about something else.

Agree 100%

She’s got the charisma of a young Eva Braun.