magdalyn

MHMM!!!!!

i will give her the other half of my breakfast burrito i don’t care whatever the hell you say.

everything is really awful but a knight of the seven kingdoms is delightful.

who needs coffee when you can wake up to a text from your CEO asking if you’re gonna be on the call that started five minutes ago.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

been introducing all my friends who are new hockey fans to my first crush, gordie howe. #lgrw

I was covering a Pitt game at Miami in 2016, when Brad Kaaya was the Canes' QB. as I was walking into the stadium, Kaaya's mom, who played Felicia in 'Friday,' was shotgunning a beer at a tailgate while 2 Live Crew's 'Pop That Pussy' was blasting in the background

always had a soft spot for The U

It has been an obvious, sometimes even almost stated project of Trump 2.0 to engineer a redo of the post George Floyd protests of 2020, this time with much more state violence. And now a federal agent has shot and killed a woman in a car at point blank range a mile from where Floyd was murdered.

that's your spirit saying yeah i was at odds with this but i didn't care and i abandoned my beliefs to be on a team of disgusting monsters."

good luck with that.

when you look your kids, nieces, nephews, or grandkids in the eyes one day, and you have to excuse away why you ever supported this shit, or when you lie and say you NEVER supported the trump regime, and you feel that pang of embarrassment - i hope that you realize that's your conscience speaking.

and then these fascist pricks expect the people who voted for them to abandon all morals, humanity, reality, and civility to blindly defend what is clearly undefendable. one day aaaaall you lil trumpers will have never supported him and bleat pathetically about how you don't know how it got so bad.

leave another fucking voicemail for the senators and representatives who don't give a flying fuck and haven't done jack shit or responded in any way to the dozens i've left in 2025?

they want us overwhelmed, powerless, and immobilized by the constant barrage of devastating news and so we just check out. and we have. what can i do at this point? march in the street? boycott target harder? post a fucking thread / tweet /whatever the fuck we’re calling these?

i guess they want us to feel this way. i guess that's the plan.

and yet also today i have to work, answer emails, book doctor's appointments i can barley afford now that my insurance has increased 15x, go to the grocery store where i paid $2.59 FOR A SINGLE APPLE (to be fair she's gorgeous), all while it feels like the country is crashing down around my ears.

and this is all while every single day, these feckless bastards terrorize americans at every possible turn. health and wealth down the drain for the 99.9%.

a few days ago it's this insane invasion and abduction in venezuela. yesterday it was this attempt at rewriting what we all saw with our own eyes on jo. and today it's the murder by ICE agents in minneapolis. god knows what devastation tomorrow will bring.

i feel like something is happening every single day that would've outraged and shook this country to its core 10, 15 years ago and yet it's just another day under this regime. and we just have to keep going and prepare for the next absolutely psychotic, unhinged, dangerous thing to happen tomorrow.

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

new crush unlocked: no. 66 on the panthers christian rozeboom

i don’t smoke cigarettes unless it’s inside at a bar with my friends while they’re closing. i’ll even flip a couple stools!

A forlorn landscape of layered rocks in the foreground, with hills fading into the background haze. At upper top right, a small crescent moon, and a bright star.

Open up this picture fully.

Then look at the surface of Mars.

Then look up to the top right.

Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.

Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.

That's Earth.

tyler 😂

and yeah YOU KNOW which bridge

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…. i’m sorry is this a joke??

god listening to men debate opposite ends of the political spectrum makes me want to jump off the bridge.

love that journey for us

damn y’all wanna talk about an album that yearns, fucking ingénue by k.d. lang!!! k.d. must’ve been down bad.