cornine

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

why don’t we just stop talking about women and their bodies like they owe us an explanation for every visible scar or bone, or lack thereof.

i agree that she looks unhealthy but idk her, and neither do any of you. she cannot control the way people use her looks to belittle themselves. none of us can. even if she looked “healthy” people would still use her body as “thinspo”. if she struggling with ANYTHING she doesn’t owe us that info

the way people talk about ariana grande makes me realize how many of yall would rather people just shut up and disappear than have visible struggles that they don’t want to address

A great time to remind folks that you can get an opioid overdose course certification (takes ~40 minutes) and an emergency kit with Narcan for free at endoverdose.net.

since everything is possible in this timeline either jake paul is going to somehow win against mike tyson, or we’re gonna see him quartered live on pay per view

oh the atrocities i would commit for a jar of garlic stuffed green olives

ummm i think it’s iconic that you know your angles. like you are upright, wigged, and posed i love it

women

I can finally say FUCK ELON without any consequences. She’s vindicated!

muckers reporting for duty 🫡

this is my dad with ghosts

You’ve heard of girl dinner but now there’s

idk what to do with my hands