Brett Brown

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

To any asshole threatening to leave New York over Mamdani, stay the fuck away from Philly, we don’t want you here.

I did NOT approve this.

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

Graham Platner shirtless showing his tattoo in the scene from community with the landscaper. He says it’s going to be a pirate ship Jeff and Troy look at each other blissfully unaware

I realized today that the young people in my work have never known a world where the McGriddle doesn’t exist.

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

There are violent extremists on the left but they are not in charge of the party. You can find them on social media, not in the halls of power.

The violent extremists on the right are in congress, on courts, and sitting in the Oval Office.

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle.

"I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking."

His left ear drops off.

I think he’s talking about Jay Johnston

Crisis within CDC is spilling into real world, experts say "I’ve never heard as many colleagues saying things like 'CDC is dead’ as I have today," an agency employee told STAT.

someone should put together a "kennedy death count" for everyone who dies of a preventable disease and just plaster it everywhere www.statnews.com/2025/08/28/c...

Every senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr as HHS secretary should have a glass of that raw milk that was recalled in Pennsylvania.

Doomsday For SEPTA Is Bad News For Everyone | Defector SEPTA, the fifth-largest public transit system in the country, is days away from drastic service cuts that would decimate transportation in Philadelphia and its surrounding counties. Plagued by a…

Doomsday for SEPTA is bad news for everyone: defector.com/doomsday-for...

every day trump has a new quote like "I never liked jeff epstein, who was very rude to me at bill cosby's 65th birthday party"

Some people think this is an exaggeration but I will say that if I were HHS Secretary and my goal were to kill as many children as possible, it would be difficult to distinguish the actions I would take from those that Kennedy has taken.

It’s like Alien vs Predator, except they’re both predators.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

If I were trying to get birthrates up one of the top "goals" I'd have is to eradicate diseases that are dangerous to babies.

The FDA has fired all the inspectors that ask farmers if their milk is from a cow. Until now an official would say “Wait… is this from a cow?” and sometimes the farmer would reply “Aw shucks, ya got me”

My God, everything is so dumb.

Breast cancer diagnoses rose by over 300% between 1973 and 1992.

Was there a breast cancer epidemic?!

NO.

Mammograms were implemented for screening in 1976.

PREVALENCE is a function of being able to correctly diagnose something.

This is also about autism.

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

The "domino effect" meme where the first domino is "CONSERVATIVE 'TEA PARTY' MOVEMENT" and the last domino is KINGLIKE U.S. RULER IMPOSES A TAX ON TEA

Still tripping out over this